Slaughterhouse Princess

What do you get when you have a tiny budget, bad actors, the desire to make a movie, and a thesaurus?  A lot more than you might think.

Troy makes his return this week just in time for a movie recommended by Horrorshow Hot Dog.  Well, not recommended to as much as inflicted on us.

We pay tribute to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper this week with some classic Carpenter action.  Get ready for Skeletors, obeying, and for quite possibly the best fight scene ever put to film.

We watched a movie about a doll that kills people because it was possessed by soul transferring voodoo lightning magic.  It sounds kinda dumb when you hear it out loud.

Planning a trip to Georgia?  Maybe you should consider stopping at the Guts and Glory Jubilee in scenic Pleasant Valley.  Just take a left at the homemade detour sign on Rural Route 9.  Also check out our new art courtesy of Sabastian West.

We welcome Troy back and tackle a hard-hitting emotional roller coaster about the complicated interpersonal relationships that we all have.  Just kidding, its about a group of "young people" having a "party" in a cabin until aliens show up and ruin their "fun".

This week we struggle to stay focused and helplessly watch the entire episode spiral out of control.  This is what happens when Troy isn't around to save us from ourselves.

Just in time for Fathers Day, the heartwarming tale of a father who just wants the love of his sons.  Oh and also to have them help kill demons in his shed and bury them in the municipal rose garden.

We dive back into some exploitation this week with Riki-Oh.  Its crazy, violent, and almost impossible to follow.  And that is why we love it.

The gangs all here this week, and we decide to try another musical horror movie.  Extra bonus points to anyone that knows what the first one was.