Slaughterhouse Princess

Prepare to be amazed by this 1995 classic that time has forgotten.  If there is a better movie film featuring a castle freak, we haven't seen it.

We dive deep into classic film this week and come up with a timeless classic.  It has everything a stereotypical 80's slasher needs boobs, bad acting, murder by power tools, and high school girls that all look to be at least 25. 

Due to an unfortunate accident involving asbestos, this week's episode is a little shorter than usual.  Sorry.  We did manage to cram in the same amount of swear words as a normal episode though, so maybe you won't notice.

What secrets could lie inside the an apartment complex built in a deserted wasteland, aside from why build such a thing in the first place?  Only a demolition expert aided by a slightly gropey teenager and his dog can find out.

Happy Halloween!  Let's watch a Christmas movie to celebrate!  If incest, mental institutions, unpleasant college girls, and eyeball removal don't spell Christmas for you, then I don't know what to say.

This week a story we can all relate to.  You are playing poker with some friends and a serial murderer breaks in and starts to kill everyone off one by one.  It happened to me just last week.  Thanks to Mr. Green for the suggestion.

A tale of unrequited love and home invasion.  Consider it a how to guide if your goal is to not survive a home invasion and how to unsuccessfully propose to someone.  

This movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie.  To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.

Is not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life?  Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out.  Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping.  Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.

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