Castle Freak
Released on 12/03/2014
Prepare to be amazed by this 1995 classic that time has forgotten. Â If there is a better movie film featuring a castle freak, we haven't seen it.
Slumber Party Massacre
Released on 11/25/2014
We dive deep into classic film this week and come up with a timeless classic. Â It has everything a stereotypical 80's slasher needs boobs, bad acting, murder by power tools, and high school girls that all look to be at least 25.Â
Session 9
Released on 11/19/2014
Due to an unfortunate accident involving asbestos, this week's episode is a little shorter than usual. Â Sorry. Â We did manage to cram in the same amount of swear words as a normal episode though, so maybe you won't notice.
Walled In
Released on 11/11/2014
What secrets could lie inside the an apartment complex built in a deserted wasteland, aside from why build such a thing in the first place? Â Only a demolition expert aided by a slightly gropey teenager and his dog can find out.
Black Christmas (2006)
Released on 11/05/2014
Happy Halloween! Â Let's watch a Christmas movie to celebrate! Â If incest, mental institutions, unpleasant college girls, and eyeball removal don't spell Christmas for you, then I don't know what to say.
Cornered!
Released on 10/28/2014
This week a story we can all relate to. Â You are playing poker with some friends and a serial murderer breaks in and starts to kill everyone off one by one. Â It happened to me just last week. Â Thanks to Mr. Green for the suggestion.
The Strangers
Released on 10/21/2014
A tale of unrequited love and home invasion. Â Consider it a how to guide if your goal is to not survive a home invasion and how to unsuccessfully propose to someone. Â
Bad Kids Go To Hell
Released on 10/14/2014
This movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie. Â To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.
The Beast Must Die
Released on 10/01/2014
Is not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life? Â Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out. Â Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping. Â Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.
Prince of Darkness
Released on 09/23/2014
You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.
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