Slaughterhouse Princess

This week we bring you thought provoking insight on the underlying meaning behind Neverlake.  Just kidding, we mainly drank and made fun of orphans.

This week a film that was equal parts confusing and entertaining.  Or it might be that it was subtitled and we drank too much.  A fun game to play as you listen, see if you can tell when the dog knocked over the bookcase while we were recording.

This weeks movie come from your friends and ours over at Horrorshow Hot Dog.  They bring us a movie with a bad musical number, Canadian redneck sheriffs, and an underground city full of monsters.  There are so many monsters.

What is there to say about C.H.U.D.?  It stars three people that would go on to be in Home Alone movies, has John Goodman's stirring performance as cop in diner, and something about radioactive sewer zombies that are eating the homeless.

We are treated to an opening with a silver Jesus, SpongeBob, a kid with two revolvers, and several other street performers committing an armed robbery.  If that isn't a good enough reason to keep watching, then all hope for society is lost.

We start off the new year right with our shortest podcast ever.  There were creepy dolls, jump scares, and hidden basements.  It also might be the longest movie we have done to date, or at least it felt that way.

The Human Centipede is back.  Be amazed at the new longer centipede.  Wonder why its shot in black and white.  Become upset that you will never get those 88 minutes back after watching it. 

In honor of the holiday season, we watched a movie with a serial killer who gets turned into a snowman by science.  Fun fact:  There was no snow used in the making of this film, but there was a carrot used very inappropriately.

Is this a horror movie or not?  We'll let you decide but one thing is for sure, this movie has enough blood, yelling, and kids being murdered to make it close enough for us.

In this movie-film starring Brad Pitt we get to see a different take on the horror genre, a killer that is preying on high school students who like to drink beer and make out.  When you can watch the movie on YouTube, you know you are in for a treat.