Slaughterhouse Princess

We venture into Tromaville this week, and some of us wished we hadn't.  One thing we could all agree on, it was the best musical we have done on this podcast.

We travel back through the mists of time to 1983 this week for the American version of Let the Right One In.  If nothing else, it has more kids wearing masks in their underwear while holding knives creeply watching their neighbors with a telescope than the original movie.

In this touching story of bullying and vampire love we all learn that we don't know much about Sweden, aside from what we learned watching The Muppets.

We take a look at what might be the first found footage movie.  Does it live up to the hype that surrounds it?  One thing for sure, it's no Nekromantik.

Ms.45 is the story of one woman's quest for vengeance after being sexually assaulted, by shooting as many people as possible.  Unfortunately, none of the men she shoots were responsible, but one guy did have some sweet nunchuck skills.

What happens when an ancient god called the Destroyer gets summoned into a haunted house?  Well clearly you use heavy metal magics to save humanity.  See if you can figure out who Teen Ape and Dana McBoobs are playing.

When the best thing that you can say about a movie is that there were only two scenes of people urinating, you are in for quite a ride.  A short, unpleasant ride.

We decided to ease into exploitation month with a classic Troma picture.  It's a tale of surfing, robbery, street gangs, and revenge.  And don't get us started on the synth score that really brings the whole movie together.

This movie has something for everyone. There's David Bowie playing a vampire, a guy roller dancing, and a monkey death match.  Still not convinced?  How about Willem Dafoe in his defining role as 2nd Phone Booth Youth.  One of those has to interest you at least a little bit.

Our new friend Mr. Troy is here to join us as we dive in to Orphan.  We learned many life lessons in this movie such as kids are kinda dicks, you can kill a bird with a paintball gun, and that CCH Pounder might have the coolest name ever.