Tetsuo the Iron Man
Released on 09/22/2015
Often we here at Slaughterhouse Princess lament that there aren't enough black and white cyberpunk body horror movies that are not only Japanese but also have a difficult to follow story. Â We no longer have that problem.
Hellbenders
Released on 09/15/2015
We have a movie full of drinking, fighting, infidelity, blasphemy, drug use, and demon possession. Â If being a priest in real life was this fun, we'd all sign up.
The Hills Have Eyes
Released on 09/08/2015
In honor of Wes Craven we look at one of his earlier works. Â It makes you rethink the idea of a family road trip through the desert/military testing site with only two guns.
Ichi the Killer
Released on 09/02/2015
We dive into some Japanese exploitation this time around.  It involves a sadomasochistic Yakuza boss and a guy who spends equal time crying and getting aroused by killing people.  It's that kind of movie.
Return to Blood Fart Lake
Released on 08/26/2015
Like with most sequels, everything is bigger and better this time. Â More dance offs, more wheelchairs, more fake ding-dongs, and more annoying chick that thinks it's the twenties.
Terror at Blood Fart Lake
Released on 08/18/2015
What do you get when you have a tiny budget, bad actors, the desire to make a movie, and a thesaurus? Â A lot more than you might think.
Inkubus
Released on 08/12/2015
Troy makes his return this week just in time for a movie recommended by Horrorshow Hot Dog.  Well, not recommended to as much as inflicted on us.
They Live
Released on 08/05/2015
We pay tribute to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper this week with some classic Carpenter action. Â Get ready for Skeletors, obeying, and for quite possibly the best fight scene ever put to film.
Child's Play
Released on 07/28/2015
We watched a movie about a doll that kills people because it was possessed by soul transferring voodoo lightning magic. Â It sounds kinda dumb when you hear it out loud.
2001 Maniacs
Released on 07/14/2015
Planning a trip to Georgia?  Maybe you should consider stopping at the Guts and Glory Jubilee in scenic Pleasant Valley.  Just take a left at the homemade detour sign on Rural Route 9.  Also check out our new art courtesy of Sabastian West.
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