Slaughterhouse Princess

This is shortest, most unpleasant "movie" that we have probably done so far.  Legend has it that Charlie Sheen contacted the FBI after seeing it because he thought it was an actual snuff film.  Really.

Some people might argue that this movie isn't really a horror movie.  To them, we ask, what about all the ghosts, transparent fish monsters, and portals to Hell?  Between that and Willem Dafoe, your arguement is invalid.

We dive into some Fulci this week with a recommendation from a new face, Jason.  He said he liked the cut of our jibs, how could we refuse.  Also, everyone welcome Mr. Greene to the Slaughterhouse Princess family as well. He'll be our new reddit mod/twitterer/all around helpful chap.

For our 100th episode, we did something a bit wacky. We recorded us watching Night of the Living Dead. It's our best attempt at a Rifftrax. We hope you enjoy, and thank you all for listening. We can't wait to have another 100 episodes for you.

This movie was based on a true story,the first sign that a movie is probably not going to go well.

As alternative mobility month draws to a close, we wrap it up with an entry in a classic series.  As an interesting side note, we have never reviewed the first Friday the 13th.  Oversight or just poor planning?  You be the judge.

We keep wheelchair month rolling along with some good old fashioned Hammer Horror featuring Christopher Lee.  It also has one of the worst taglines we've seen since the podcast started.

If you only see one movie about giant headed evil scientists that are wheelchair bound and have a tendency to be total smartasses this year, make it this one.

Dagon is very similar to The Little Mermaid, but with more skinning people, implied mermaid sex, and giant ocean dwelling eldritch horrors.  On second thought, they aren't that alike, really.

We ring new year with an interesting one.  It was treated to a Criterion release, so it's totally art and not just a 90 minute fever dream of a movie.