Slaughterhouse Princess

Nothing says Happy Holidays like corpse slaves that are shorter than when they were alive because of gravity.  God bless us, everyone.

We take on a vampire movie this week thanks to our friend from the North, Mr. Green.  It stands as a reminder that just because you are a good musician doesn't mean you're a good actor.

We wrap up werewolf month with Silver Bullet.  Please feel free to insert your own joke about Coors Light here, it won't slow you down.

No matter what you might hear in this during this podcast, just remember that this is actually episode 90, not 89.  We let you down and we're sorry.

Werewolf month continues with the only werewolf movie with a swearing werewolf that shoots people the finger.  Probably.

To kick off werewolf month we have the classic tale of growing up, hitting puberty, and occasionally eating the guttyworks out of your neighbor's dog.  I mean we've all been there, right?

Just when you were starting to feel somewhat less unnerved by the prospect of illegal underground body modification surgery, this movie pull out all the stops and enters the terrifying world of going to a strip club to get some shrimp.  If that isn't scary, you haven't been to enough strip clubs.

This movie is equal parts violent acts against everyone, from kids to the elderly and lighter comedic moments, like seagull translators and window vomiting.

After 85 episodes, we learned a few things here at Slaughterhouse Princess.  One thing we learned is that when your "movie" has three to five poop jokes before the fifteen minute mark, you are probably in trouble.  Especially when the "movie" is a based on real life events and the American health care system.

Get ready for some good old fashioned shaky cam this time around as we look at at the granddaddy of the modern found footage movie.  Well, maybe more like the annoying cousin.