Episodes
Aquaslash
Now hear me out, what if the summer camp was a waterpark?
Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat
I mean it's pretty clear from the title what to expect from this movie.
Mikey
You know, I'm starting to think that there could be something wrong with this kid.
Ravenous
Look, it's been a long day so if anybody asks just say how witty this description was.
Timberfall Massacre
We hope you like last minute changes to the movie we watched because that's what we did. Sometimes you just have to follow your forest heart.
Freaky
Freaky is asking the age-old question: What if you were Freaky Friday-ed but with a serial killer?
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
If anything, them meeting Frankenstein's Monster has almost nothing to do with the plot. But to be fair, almost everything has almost nothing to do with the plot.
Iron Sky: The Coming Race
I watched this entire movie and I don't remember any races happening. Not a single one.
Iron Sky
We heard you loud and clear and because you demanded it, more Moon based films! You're welcome.
Shark Side Of The Moon
We bring on our resident Shark enthusiast Lady Sadie von Classy Shark this week to help fact check this movie. She said no a lot.
Slaughterhouse Princess Ratings
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Story
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Production Quality
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Sound Design
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Entertainment Value
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Educational Value
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