Slaughterhouse Princess

We embrace our inner (and outer) nerd this week with a tale of heavy metalish music and live action role playing.

This movie reminds us of an undeniable, universal truth, kids will always think that a person with an eye patch is a pirate.

No . . . just no.

This week our episode features equal parts discussion of the vampire gangster movie featuring a frog wearing a frog mask we watched and Brett's feelings on some classic rock bands.  No, really.

This week another Stephen King film and with it some classic King tropes.  Like Castle Rock, alcoholics, and people that don't quite talk like people.  Oh and rats, lots and lots of slightly wet rats.

From the folks who brought you Tokyo Gore Police comes the story of a cyborg geisha assassin who turns away from her evil ways and finds redemption through the power of sisterly love and butt swords. 

This week we get the long awaited mashup of The Thing and Deadliest Catch, with a little bit of Titanic mixed in for the ladies.

After watching this movie there were a few things we could all agree on, it was a series of images shown in such a way that it conveyed movement, it was in black and white, and there were several instances of crotch based violence.

This movie is just like Gremlins, with all of the charm and quality replaced by terrible jokes, awful acting, and a story that is as bad as it is hard to follow.

In what might be a first, we are evenly split on what we think about a movie.  Who's right, who's wrong, and who can't be bothered to form an actual opinion?  Listen and find out.