The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corpse fuckers.

This week for Halloween you are in for a real treat. Flaming marshmallows, corpse fucking, silver dollar nipples and a mentally slow man trying to screw the head of a dead 14-year old. NO i'm not talking about a republican party picnic, I'm talking about the movie Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)

Join us as we have the best time ever just talking all about the bizarre waking nightmare that is this film, I come to grips with my nihilism, but not in a bitching about it way, more of a if nothing matters, why stress way. We also learn that Candice wants that Rupert Everett bone, and her weird Tucker Carlson look alike youtuber boy toy.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice not even gonna try. But that fits this title so well, as we are joined by Steve to discuss the 1992 movie only our discord has heard of Ax' Em.

Join us, and we try and scrut the inscrutable. All the while narrowly walking that tight rope of making a joke that is over the line. There is no way you've seen this. If you have, let me know please. Let's make this movie like The Ring tape. But you hope you die in the middle of it.

3/10

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candy stripers.

This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, host of the Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel Segura to discuss the 1992 piece of shit Dr Giggles.

Candice brought this one in because some asshole on Instagram said it was his dying wish. Imagine how sad that would be, you're dying, and your make a wish fairy is Candice. Anyhow, we covered it for him. I think his name was steve, or samson or something. Get well samson, I hope your heart will go on.

This time Tim doesn't get too drunk, and pass out about 60% through the episode, so thats a plus, but as a minus we all had our webcams on and were doing fun visual gags to each other the whole time. Maybe you cheap fucks should pitch in on the patreon, and we can look into putting up video feeds/hosting for video podcasts. 

Big thanks to Daniel, check out his podcast here

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

This is a movie about Candice. Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cold showers. This week, we dive into the highly erotic thriller Single White Female. Tim and I give this movie two big ol throbbing juicy thumbs up, and Candice loved it causes she lived it. 

Tim offers up his unique New York experience on the movie. Lending his own unique insights on the logistics, while I just have the best time with the female experience the film so accurately represents. 

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos (for the first 75% of the show) and Candice correct computers. This week, we break down the cult classic Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A movie filled with actors just taking a character out for a spin, and having a fantastic time.

I introduce Candybot 2000 to the show, An enhanced candice with a self evolving AI brain. A learning computer. Tim cannot believe it, I fooled him like 19 times with the AI candice, but to be fair, it's a pretty good AI.

90s nostalgia has us all taking a trip down memory lane. But really, you should get the Patreon this week, the bonus episode is fantastic!

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cybron Corperation Cops. 

This week, WOW. We are just putting a button on 1991 with the most direct to VHS 1991 ass movie I've ever seen. Future Kick. Where Don "the pseudodragon" Wilson is in a totally obvious Terminator parody. That is also Blade Runner, and according to at least one person on par with They Live.

It's insanity, and you have to watch it. Don't listen to Tim and Candice. Just listen to their takes on the american classic PB&J. Lazerblade, the strip to strip connection, and Tim enraged. Tune in!

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cabbage Patch Cunts.

This week we are covering the 1991 horror movie Dolly Dearest. It's the OTHER 90's doll movie that you kinda remember the cover of. I gotta say, shocked how passable this film was. We break it down and talk about all the important bits. How drunk Rip Torn is scene to scene. What the mother is wearing, How often you can see down her shirt. You know, real intellectual film discussion shit you come to US for.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Call Center Coochie concessionaire's

This week, we are talking about 976-evil 2. Another entry in the WTF happened? world of horror sequals. We talk about all the greatest hits in this insane movie. From dollar store renegade, to maybe the first recorded incident of someone getting dressed in teh shower, while it's running.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice chronologically confused creeps. This week, we are joined by JM Brandt, and Tom Neapolitan. The writer and artist on the upcoming one shot Swallower of Shades to discuss the 1991 cult horror hit, Puppet Master 3: Toulon's Revenge.

Quick question. Did we need the doll movie to have a Nazi plot line? No, ok it's not just me. Well no bother, because if you ever wondered what it would be like to cross the Diary of Anne Frank, with some wish.com Chucky dolls, you got it!

We got horny morticians, and Tim giving the Wildest fucking sandwich take in history.
Get Swallower of Shades. The beautiful one shot, written, and w/ artwork from our guests. https://www.tfaw.com/aug231838-a-splatter-western-one-shot-1-of-4-swallower-of-shades.html
 
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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice chronologically confused creatures. This week, we are joined once more by long time friend of the show, Co-Host of the Ed and Matt on Campus podcast, as well as the mighty peculuar podcast.. Matt Anderson. And boy oh boy is he in for a treat, He finally gets to bask in the pure bliss of Gremlins 2.

Learn so much behind the scenes, cameo, and secret little easter eggy goodness about what might be the most inscrutable sequel since TCM 2. We break down all the hard hitting questions, like if Gizmo were to have to turn tricks to survive in the big city, what would that be like? 

I'm ringing the dinner bell, on the hottest horror host for your screaming, streaming needs. The Bloodbank, available at. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Special thanks to Matt Anderson, Check out his show, and more at https://linktr.ee/themightypeculiar

Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe