The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you ed-heads, and mattiacs.

This week we have a very special episode. As Matt and I interview the Writer/Director of Buffet Infinity, Simon Glassman. We get into the process of making Buffet Infinity, what a movie like that looks like to write, direct, and produce, as well as the true Lovecraftian horror of late stage capitalism.

Enjoy!

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Middle of the road Mattiacs.

This week we are headed back to the late 90's, early 00's? As we discuss Buffet Infinity. Take an SNL commercial parody, stretch it out to a feature, sprinkle in a dash of cosmic horror and what do you get? A movie by a caricature artist. By the way, Matt cannot say that word.. Caricature . So try and get him to have to say it as much as you can on your podcast. I'll send you a tee shirt.

Stay tuned, because as teased in this episode, we do an interview with the writer/director...

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Hello all you ed-heads, timbos, and mattiacs.

This week, Matt the Middling movie madman has brought us something very special. Middle of the road boobs. As well as an alien mummy stuck in a blog movie? That's also a slasher, also about 16 frat house parties.. So many movies I swear to god.

Tune in, and listen to us come up with so many better ideas than the makers of this movie, who btw, wanted it to be a tv series. Ugh.

hello all you Ed-heads, timbos, and Mattiacs.

This week we go back to the well, and end up feeling unwell as we discuss Watchers 2. Though we get a little derailed, though to be fair, so did the movie. Why did we need the nerd and the hooker in the movie? Or the weird 7-11 with the monster chugging suds? Who knows. Loose ends, bad monster design, and the least leading leading man ever. Check it out.

Hello all you ed-heads, Timbos, and half an episode of mattiacs

This week we are going way back to a simpler time. When a highschool student could try and seduce her teacher/coach? and it was her fault as we discuss Deadly Eyes

Based off the book The Rats, this is a canadian horror movie where rats eat steroid laced corn that's intended to be sent to africa to feed the starving? well, madness ensues having something to do with a subway? I don't really know. But they do kill a baby (offscreen) so half a point i guess.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.

This week we are joined once more by Botty Batson of the Grindbin pod, to discuss a grindybin type movie... The Majorettes. The twists, the turns. Watch the movie, then listen, and see if we make any type of sense about the movie.

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You can also catch Bobby on The Grindbin

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.

This week Matt made us watch a total piece of crap. I for one am still at a loss. Is this supposed to be so bad it's funny? Or is this another situation like The Room, where someone was so incompetent at making one thing, they accidently made another? I'd ask you to decide for yourself, but that would mean you had to watch the movie, which I suggest you don't.

But since i know you will, masochist, I just have a couple questions. Did we need the mall lady to be involved at all? What was up with ever scene being a phone call, until they figured out their psychic power, which was being able to remotely communicate? A skill mind you that could have been replaces with a phone call, and did a nuke go off at the school?

Tune in and hear all about it.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos

Boy do we have a treat for you this winter. How about a movie that feels like someone describing leprechaun during a bad LSD trip? Well, that's about what you get with Funnyman. Who, is not funny in the least? We got scoob and the gang, velma bending over of course, and a soundtrack that still blows my mind.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.

This week, you thought white fire was bad? We got wood fire! Just, you'll see. As we discuss the 1994 movie The Fear. The worlds most traumatized wannabe therapist brings a group of people who fucking hate each other to his santa uncles cabin where they tell a wooden dude named Morty their worst fears.

Yeah, that's like, where it starts, and it gets worse.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Mattiacs.

This week we are joined by a first time guest, Dash, as we discuss the 2014 SLASHER It Follows.

A supernatural STD, or a meditation on the nature of life and death, an exchange of your youth and innocence for freedom, adult things, and the inevitable death that awaits us all..

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