The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and TImbos. This week, we carry on with March Madness, with a hell of an entry. The 2007 body horror satire Teeth. A movie that was once one and done for me, but I gotta admit. This movie holds up, might be better a second viewing. Join 2 middle aged white men talking about womens issues, pussy, and degloved OB/GYNs (Not that kind of degloving...) Feels better raw I guess. Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold  Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week you're in for a ride... TO HELL! As we discuss the 2016 horror comedy CarousHELL. As you will hear, Tim is not fucking happy about it. Too bad Tim, this is fucking March Madness, anything can happen!

I guess the highlights are the movie features a kid eating a pizza American cheese sandwich, a chick gets fucked by a carousel unicorn, and our hero is a cowboy wearing a stupid mascot mask, but in universe everyone is just cool with that.

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Hello all you Ed-heads, and Timbos.

This week we are talking about Evolver, the final movie of 1995. I come up with a new rating method for movies, after like 3 years of doing it. and we both loath and respect the business acumen of Zach.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, Tim finally gets to talk about the movie he has been trying to bring to the show for 196 episodes.. Mute Witness. And I gotta say, fantastic movie. Stop right now, and go watch it. It's totally worth the watch.

Then when you're done watching, listen to the show, tell a friend to listen, give us a 5 star review on the platform of your choice, and if you still have time, go to our Patreon.

we're very needy. it's why we make a podcast, for attention.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos. It's time to get damn sexy, as Tim and I head back to 1995, and cover a real treat of a movie. Species. With an All Star cast, and a nude French

Hello, all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

 

Ok, let's see if you can follow this one. A CIA agent injects himself with werewolf blood in 1974 and gets a little too passionate with a nurse, so they shoot him with silver bullets and freeze him. 20 years later, at the same lab, they made a hybrid metal/skin graft tech. So they thaw the werewolf out and test it on him... That like, the first 20 mins. Insane movie.

 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos!

 

This week we jump head first into a series neither of us has seen a single entry from, Night of the Demons. Wow, what a refreshing movie. You have killing, and full-frontal nudity within the first 5 mins. Acid tit hands, nun-chucks, and demons that are just vampires. I have some questions about the whole vampire holy water thing, and Tim gets to relive his days as an altar boy.

 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Fred-Heads!

This week we are joined by the co-host of The Grindbin podcast, longtime friend of the show Bobby Trippett to discuss the 1994 Bollywood Nightmare on Elm Street knock off, Mahakaal.

I butcher the names of characters, and the movie over and over, but I think we maybe did the best job of any American podcast covering this film. Also I'm confident we are the only American horror podcast to cover this movie. Michael Jackson talk, Wrestling talk, and Slim Jim glory hole dicks. 

By the way, the Freddy in this movie, doesn't talk, and looks like someone melted cheap fake chocolate all over his face. Also, Johny Lever is a fucking treasure.

 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

 

This week, Daniel from The Moustachioed Podcastio joins us as we put on our face paint, and die... die... dye our hair black, while we discuss The Crow.

We get hung up on the big bad guys name in this movie, gun to your head, could you name him? No... didn't think so. It's Top Dollar btw. Remember that he is banging his half sister in this movie? fucking weird.

Brandon Lee talk, tasteless jokes, the timeline of goth to scene kids, and more!

 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

 

Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out! Speaking of dreams, this week, we are covering a movie that kind of feels like a fever dream, as we discuss the 1994 cult hit Serial Mom. What a fantastic movie, by the fantastic John Waters. A man who featured cross dressers eating shit in his films, who somehow had crossover success.

Tim gets harder than a coffin nail over the lovely Kathleen Turner who has a fantastic performance. We pay honor to Don Knotts, so that'll be a big hit with the kids, and I float my theory on Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island.

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