The Bloodybits Horror Show

Merry Axe-Mas to all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos!

Here just in time for the holidays, some Grindbin leftovers. W discuss the 1983 horror film Blood Beat. A film that makes 0 sense. So an ancient samurai spirit is awakened to kill rednecks whenever a chick busts a nut. Or whenever it kills a redneck, she busts a nut? I'm very confused. We are all very confused by this movie.

Terrible effects, pointless nudity, a group of hobos being slaughtered for no reason, what's not to love? Maybe the worlds saddest Christmas Eve where siblings start up a 9:45 pm game of monopoly, while dad watches TV with headphones on, propped against a brick fireplace with a fart filled couch cushion. 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week we bid our friend Candice farewell, as she moves on to greener podcast pastures, and wish her well on her future endeavors.

But what isn't going well, is this weeks fucking movie Arcade.  Join Seth Green, Ralphie from A Christamas Story, and the love interest from Joes Apartment in a VR filled, kid ghost possessed adventure. Full moon just knocking it out of the park.

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Hello all you Ed-Heada, Timbos, and Candice covetous creatures.

This week we talk about a small, wise cracking Irish asshole..No not Tim Yobo, it's the Leprechaun. Come for the Rachel, stay for the weird three "brothers" who paint? What's that all about?

Candice the Author, Tim... Is just Tim, and I come up with a fun 99 problems riff about the fat guy eating the coin.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Chronologically Confused Cadets, This week, we head on out to New Angeles to check in on Bimmy, Jimmy, Abobo, and the T-1000 with his best Brian Bozworth hairdo, as we discuss the live action Double Dragon movie.

You know you always wanted to hear Tim Yobo react to the who's the boss chick beer-bonging spinach to a man in some sort of like Super Shredder muscle outfit, with a nutsack on his neck. I initiate a discussion on the ethical dilemma of watching special cooking programming, and Candice clamsplains the Byzantine Empire to me.

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Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice no Cappys.

This week, we are plumbing the depths of the video game movies, and talking about Super Mario Bros. So we went out and got one of our favorite brothers. Terry! He returns, with only slightly fewer stories about a man's farting asshole.

We talk about Candice's husband's porn habits, slight people from the south, Jersey, and I think several Asian and South American countries. Tim gets Bob Hoskins's name wrong a staggering number of times and yet has the audacity to keep correcting my on/by accident usage. Sorry pops, this ain't yo daddies on/by accident show!

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Kandice Kombat Konnoisseur's

This week, we are packing our bags like Mr Cage, getting on a boat, like everyones favorite kombatant Art, and headed to Outworld to talk about the Klassic Mortal Kombat. I'm glad we kovered this episode mostly because I get to do my Kristopher Lambert impression. Which was all but lost to the ellusive forgotten Highlander episode.

Join us as we talk Mr Hands, I wonder about Motoro, and how he would pull that off, Billy Madisons girlfriend/teacher thigh thickness, and how Tim would handle the old thumb in the ass tactic with Goro. How many assholes does he have? I know I have 2 on the podcast! ZING!

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Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cammy chronologically confused combatants.

This week, we kick off November, a month of video game movie merriment, and we start it off with a BANG. the JCVD-led, coke-fueled, Gomez Adams killing movie Street Fighter. Tim gets very upset that Vega never climbs up on a fence or cage wall. I get pissed about garbage bags never fitting in the fucking kitchen trash cans, and Candice shows off her improv comedy chops in a game of the Street Fighter dozens.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corpse fuckers.

This week for Halloween you are in for a real treat. Flaming marshmallows, corpse fucking, silver dollar nipples and a mentally slow man trying to screw the head of a dead 14-year old. NO i'm not talking about a republican party picnic, I'm talking about the movie Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)

Join us as we have the best time ever just talking all about the bizarre waking nightmare that is this film, I come to grips with my nihilism, but not in a bitching about it way, more of a if nothing matters, why stress way. We also learn that Candice wants that Rupert Everett bone, and her weird Tucker Carlson look alike youtuber boy toy.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice not even gonna try. But that fits this title so well, as we are joined by Steve to discuss the 1992 movie only our discord has heard of Ax' Em.

Join us, and we try and scrut the inscrutable. All the while narrowly walking that tight rope of making a joke that is over the line. There is no way you've seen this. If you have, let me know please. Let's make this movie like The Ring tape. But you hope you die in the middle of it.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe