The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cockroach cowards. This week we break down the 1990 horror comedy Arachnophobia. Candice creams her jeans over Julian Sands, and I get called out over pointing out some boobage in the film. 

Also if you don't get to hear this on time, or even if you do, blame Candice. She fucked up, and was late to record. It ruined Tim's dinner.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice concupiscent Candy stripers.

This week we take a little detour from our regularly scheduled 90s programming, because we've run into the quintessential Bloodybits horror movie. 1988 Pin. Join us, as our minds are blown time and time again by the sexiest movie of all time. It's got naughty nurses, brother and sister Cosby milk antics, incest, and me doing my old ventriloquist performing an abortion on his 15 year old daughter, while throwing his voice up into her uterus, and voicing the zygote he is scrambling in a manner befitting an egg.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice colon cannons (cause i guess Tremors become ass blasters. I dunno.)

This week, we are joined once more by the host of The Grind bin podcast, and longtime friend of the show Mike Wood to discuss the 1990 cult horror hit Tremors. Join us as we go over several embarrassing stories about Candice (Fancy) ramming the biggest white cock in Missouri. The chicken type you freaks. 

 I try and prompt everyone for a fun little improv about the breeding of Graboids, but Candice ruins it by actually knowing the life cycle from the movies. What else, Michael Gross rules, Calling Kevin Bacon's children the "Bacon Bits" and more.

For more of Mike, check out The Grindbin Podcast

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cardio Corpses.

This week we get in shape, and feel the burning sensation attached to working out.. nothing else I swear, as we barely talk about this barely a movie feature. But more important, we talk about the transitional period in horror known as the early 90s.

Think of this episode as a little extra on the bull shit up top, and a lot less on the scene by scene. Hopefully that doesn't get you too worked up, and if so, maybe do some solo exercising.. get that tension out, and loosen up baby!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Candice... screw her, no nickname for her. She said I wouldn't participate in Ed and Matt on campus in good faith, so nuts to her!

Welcome to the final week of hard dick-ed July, this week we are joined by long time friend of the show, co-host of The Grindbin podcast, and a guy who has for sure posed nude in a mirror, and said I AM THE LAW Bobby Trippett. (Though who can blame him, fellas you all know you've done a little pose or two)

This week we are talking all about the 2012 box office bomb, but cult hit Dredd. Bobby gives us all the skinny on Mr Dredd, and frankly, it's the first comic book series I've found interesting. Maybe the movie not being made for babies helped me to appreciate it.

Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69And Bobby @Bobby_Batson

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Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candy Crushers!

This week we are swinging on a star straight into the toilet as we talk about the massive box office flop, Hudson Hawk.

Join Tim and Candice as they whine and complain for 2.5 hours about a movie that some section of the internet enjoys. I'll bet either Shane or Terry loves this movie. You get Mr. Willis singing, not so much dancing. Though he does have an impressive earring row he is working with, As well as maybe the greatest flying dummy dog in cinema history.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cyberdyne conspiricy crazies.

For week 2 of Hard D July we are here to talk about a Mt Rushmore position holder of action movies. Terminator 2. Candice creams herself over the T-1000, we all remember being children, or hopped up on pain pills the first time we saw it, and Candices daughter terminators her brother.

BTW, here is the hilarious WKUK clip we talked about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ-xyTJsCBk

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice chrome crotches. This week we are covering maybe the best action film of the last 10 years. Mad Max Fury Road.

Join us as I was poetic about America for this Fourth of July. Candice won't stop bragging about Final Fantasy, and Tim thinks he might have his best pick yet.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine copy crushers.

This week we are wrapping up Folk Horror month with a bang, well a bunch of bangs, as we discuss Infinity Pool. The third feature from Brandon Cronenberg. Tim gushes over Mia Goth, Candice gets to see maybe her elast favorite on screen dong, and I lose my mind over how fucking amazing this film is. Go see it.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cracker ass cultists.

We're back for the latest entry of Harvest June, and this week we are bringing you a damn solid entry. The Ritual with long time friend of the show, host of the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, Asherz.

Join us as we break down wicker man fucking, last meals from the biscuit barn, and tease the greatest bonus episode of all time 

If you can't get enough of that wonderful Asherz, please check out Asherz, on the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, and other internet ventures...

You know us, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe