Episodes
EP162 - Pumpkinhead
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cunt Clouds... Like a cloud server, cause serving up.. you get it, we all get it.. it's great.
This week we are headed back out to the boonies, cause we are digging deep into the 1988 rental hero Pumpkinhead. A movie with some terrible fucking acting, amazing practical effects, and a good ol fashion hodgepodge of psudo pagenism, and christian folklore.
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EP161 - The Wicker Man (1973)
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cockroach Corralers
This week we are kicking off Harvest June, a month dedicated to the Folk horror subgenera. And what better way to kick it off than with maybe the GOAT, no not Black Phillip. The Wicker Man. I actually did some research on this movie, and learn that Christopher Lee was the proto Keanu Reeves.
Lots of fun covering this film, bitching about how the protagonist is the biggest fussy whiney bitch in film history. He almost deserves what he gets.
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EP160 - Titane
Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Car Copulators.
This week we are joined by a longtime friend of the show, and host of the Grindbin podcast Mike Wood. As we discuss the 2021 horror movie Titane. We cover every lurid detail of the most beat-offable movie so far! All the nipples, cooze oils, and incestuous will they/won't they you can handle in 1 podcast.
For more of Mike, check out The Grindbin Podcast
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Hit us up on twitter. You can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe
EP159 - The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cave-dwelling cannibalistic consequences of catastrophic colonialism.
This week we load up the wagon, and take a fun filled trip through the desert as we discuss the 2006 Hills Have Eyes remake. This week Tim and I duel with some real fucking haymakers of humor. Candice got her Legend of Zelda game from her ungrateful family, and I drop some of the most zen like wisdom on how to survive in the desert.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
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EP158 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Coochie Conceled Carriers.
This week we break down the 03 remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The first of the Platinum Dunes horror remakes, and I think the best. Tim suffers through it all with a little help from a damp Beil.
I think the two most important things to pay attention to this episode are 1. Candice did NOT get the new Zelda game for Mothers Day, and 2. I made histories greatest joke.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
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EP157 - House of Wax (2005)
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candle Crammers.
In support of the writers strike, I'm going to write my own podcast description. This week we talk incest, gore pits, night vision blowjobs, and celibrate CInco De Mayo, Mexicos liberation from the French won at the Alamo. I wonder if they ever screened House of Wax at the Alamo.
Anyhow, we land on Jar Jar's gaping asshole, which i've used to haunt our discord for like a week. Which will be on the Patreon. LOL.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
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EP156 - The Blob (1988)
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice something with a c something else with a c.. You know the drill.
watch me put no effort into this description.
In this episode of The BloodyBits Horror Show, Eddie the Axe, Tim Yobo, and Candice delve into the slimy and terrifying world of the 1988 film The Blob. Join our hosts as they discuss the gruesome special effects, the iconic soundtrack, and the ways in which this cult classic has stood the test of time. From the film's inventive kills to its subversive social commentary, Eddie, Tim, and Candice leave no stone unturned in their exploration of this beloved horror gem. So grab your popcorn and settle in for an episode that is sure to give you chills!
See, AI can be your friend. Allow it into your life, like the blob. The blob should get remade, and be an allegory for AI.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
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EP155 - Bad Dreams
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cult conspiritors.
This week, we are joined by one of my favorite guests, long time friend of the show, and occasional guest on The Grindbin Podcast (kidding, he's the co-host) Bobby Trippett. To discuss the long forgotten fake freddy flick, Bad Dreams.
So much cult talk, veering into politics, and narrowcasting to an audiance that just does note exist. We have some tech issues in the beginning, thanks zencastr, but it clears up after like 40 mins. We also come up with a pitch for the best movie. Don't steal it.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69 And Bobby @Bobby_Batson
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EP154 - For Yur Height Only
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cap controlling casios.
This week, we are diving deeply into the world of Weng Weng in For Yur Height Only., We are joined by long time friend of the show, and host of The Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel.
We talk about Agent double o, the one and only 2 foot 9 filipino actor Weng Weng. I rattle off some fun facts about the dude, play some exclusive interview clips, and candice drops the bomb about someone knocking up their cousin!
Big thanks to Daniel, check out his podcast here
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Hit us up on twitter. You can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe
EP153 - Friday the 13th
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Camp Counselors (That one was too easy.)
Welcome to week 2 of fake-pril. The quality of the wordplay should indicate to you how solid a theme this month is. We are talking about movies that are rip-offs of of other movies.. sort of. And here we have the mother of all rip offs, kind of. Friday the 13th.
We are joined by Jason superfan, Jonny. Who drops some intimate knowledge about one of Yobo’s favorite redheads, and we learn what she smells like. We go over the history, and fun facts about Friday the 13th, break it all down, and get into our normal side discussions about fucking, assholes, and the like.
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Hit us up on twitter. You can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe
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