The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Corey Cravers.

You're in for a real treat this episode. We had to sit through a fucking terrible movie, so you get to sit through us picking it apart. So much discusion about aussie repairmen, Fake Razor Ramone, and Candice brags about a gas station clerk offering to "Fill her up" whatever that means.

Left some behind the scenes editing stuff in because I'm lazy, and it sets up Tim's cat as a villian in the next episode.

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I already regret this.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice catastrophe conjurers. This week we have to fucking deal with Rob Zombie taking another swing at the Halloween series. How does he do? He somehow manages to make every character in the film unlikable. Insane.

We spin off into politics of course, so if you hate that, tough shit. I hated watching this fucking movie, deal with it.

On a lighter note, I'm actually now credited on IMDB for making my fucking podcast. The one I organize, host, edit, upload, write the fucking post you are reading right now literally do everything but co-host. fuckers.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cave Crawlers.

This week we are joined by a very special guest, mainly because he likes D&D, not because he hates A24 movies, and The Shining... Mr Clay Vermulm. Author of Crevasse https://www.clayvermulmfiction.com/

We are here today to discuss Candices number 2 movie, and a movie I thought was alright, The Descent. A movie about a women who suffers a trauma, then goes off to a creepy location with a group of friends, some who have ill intentions, and experiences paranormal things they may or may not believe. No it's not every A24 movie ever! It's the dude who made Dog Soliders.

That aside, it's a solid flick, the star actress falls on her head, and dreams about cake a lot, which I can relate to. 

Follow Clay on twitter @ClaytonVermulm

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cosmic catastrophes.

Well, here we are, and the end of the month where we talk about things we always wanted to talk about, and BOY OH BOY a beast of a movie. Event Horizon. As much as a don't like space movies... this one can get it. Listen in, as I drop an EPIC well, actually. Candice talks about her ex-boyfriends again, and Tim and I share a tender moment about his wife.

Also, next month we are kicking off March Badness. A month long celebration of all the worst of the horror worst. So, tell us, what is the worst horror movie you have ever seen?

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Capcom companion's

This week, we are joined by a real podcaster, Jordan Morris from the Jordan Jesse Go podcast. He brought us the CLASSIC 2004 film Resident Evil 2. Join us as we break down the movie, Candice, well actually's at a professional level, and Tim and I just try and keep up with 2 real Resident Evil heads.

Check out @jordan_morris  On Twitter for details on all his upcoming projects, podcasts, etc. Pre-order the upcoming Pop's Chocklit Shoppe of Horrors!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice conjoined crazies.

Well, here we are. In the middle of spring cleaning for the show. This week, I got around to watching Malignant, so we're getting around to the debate. Candice VS Tim. Then, stay tuned for my opinion, and prediction.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Class Clowns.

It’s a new month! This month the theme is kinda movies you watch high, and kinda movies we have been meaning to get to for a while now. What better movie than The Faculty. It’s an all star cast, with a million drop ins from “Oh that actor is in it!” to “Wow that’s a creepy goatee on him… Ugh.”

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Copulators. 

This week, Teen Wolf, Lil, Mikey Fox says the F slur, and I'm stunned. We get into all sorts of discussions about it. The whipped cream hogtie at the party, MJF's dick print in the shower, and how the town bully straight up killed the heroes mom. I guess that was cool to do, just shoot a person dead to rights in the dome... FUCK

The love interest is named Boof, that makes no sense, and the basketball scenes drag on FAR too long.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine canoodlers.

Here we are at week 3 of Janu-Were-y, and this week we are discussing the 2000 movie Ginger Snaps. If you want Canadian high school girls getting all hairy, scary, and with a few extra nipples, then look no further than this masterpiece of film.

Candice talks about her “she's all that” moment, Tim laments his lack of goth girl encounters, and I stare dead eyed into the wall remembering mine.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Confused by… yeah.

This week we are joined by LONG time friends of the show Steve and Izzy of the Everything I learned From Movies podcast to discuss Wolfen. For the middle of Janu-were-y.

Candice wildly confuses Gregory Hines with Jaleel White. Which I think says more about her than all of us. And Tim gets real nitpicky about some shit for a good reason. The wolfen are not smart. They live under New York, and eat the homeless, when they could easily eat the rich, and make the world a better place. They are contributing to the bourgeoisie and geocoding the proletariat. I guess Candice is a capitalist pig-dog.

Please hit up Izzy on etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/UntidyVenus

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