The Bloodybits Horror Show

Listen, as i ramble for 5 mins and say that the podcast is changing.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.

Join us for another sideshow where we bitch about politics briefly, then learn two very important things. The prevalence of snake crimes, and the even more twisted and sinister history of wang. What is a wang? Can a bullet wang your dashboard and destroy your only compass? Find out all this and more.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social

Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs!

This week we are plesently surprised by what should be just another shitty 90s sci-fi movie. As we discuss Virus. Maybe the finest performance in cinema history. Donald Sutherland as evil Captain Everton.

Seriously, go watch virus, then tune in!

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social

Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs!

This week we take another trip down the side roads for a sideshow! We break down the top news of the day, and this time there is a story about a horror movie that's upcoming! How about that?

Casey Anthony, civil rights hero, Bai Ling giving Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money, and a cesarean conception. All this, as well as a fantastic round of Know Comments.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social

Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Mattiacs.

This week, we have returned for a full out full on episode covering the 1982 slasher? Death Screams. It puts Matt and I into a full blown panic mode for how inept the movie can be. Then, i kid you not, in the middle of the episode while i'm reviewing a scene I make a discovery that will shake the foundations of movie bloopers forever.

https://youtu.be/9jiSFxViM3cpay close attention to the carnys balls.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social

Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Mattiacs.

This week, where to even begin, Matt brings us what might be the stupidest "real supernatural story" tv series episode I've ever seen.

After beating up on a poor young girl who lives in the dust bowl, her mom the secret agent hairdresser moves the family into a house that's either possessed, or has a demon cat in it. Highlights include exploding fish tanks, The rarest Typhoid, and a psychic battle the likes of which we have only seen in that episode of south park with john edwards, and the other soul soliciting pig fuckers.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social

Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you ed-heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs!

We're back with another Bloodybits sideshow. Where we on occasion go off on tangents. What's the best dinner to pair with OJ? Nothing. That's some deviant behavior. Bigfoot hunting past and present, both with stupid outcomes, Matt debuts cowboy porn, or western, and we learn to love the goat.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social

Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you ed-heads, lack of Timbos, and Mattiacs! Not to mention this week, special guest returning to the show Wick!

This week we take the advice of our listeners, thanks to you on patreon. I don't recall your username right now, but you post a ton of porn on Twitter, so thanks for that as well.

We took your suggestion, and broke our cherry in the bondiverse with the madness that is Live and Let Die. James Bond in Harlem, and not Jamacia. How could that go wrong you ask? Well, you'll have to tune in to find out.

Check out the art of Wick on instagram

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social

Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs!

This week, we are a bit delayed due to the fires in southern california. Our hearts go out to those who suffered loss due to the power companies being utter garbage. Class action lawsuit time baby!

We give some advice. What happens when your boyfriend likes anime girls... Not women, girls. How to handle a button phobia, and i expose the lies of the cartoon version of Frosty the Snowman.

Then some epic rounds of Know comments. The first one will stun you all! How's that for a buzzfeed article title?

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his tweeter at https://x.com/mattbegins

Check us out on Twitter. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.

This week you are in for a treat, as we discuss a movie none of you have ever heard of, Santa Claws (1996). Starring no one you've ever heard of, who went on to do nothing. That's not important. What's important is the layers and layers of scams the director is running.

Not to mention you don't get a minuet into this movie before you see your first set of tits. It's basically a porno, but with some horror elements tossed in, much like the magazine in the movie, Scream Queens International.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his tweeter at https://x.com/mattbegins

Check us out on Twitter. me ⁠@eddietheaxe⁠ Tim ⁠@yobogold⁠ 

Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits