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135. Doogie Reassembled - The Story Must Be Told

135. Doogie Reassembled

Released on 09/16/2021

How many living people do you equal? When they gather, what do they say about you? Do they miss you? Where did you go? Have they noticed you’re gone? The Story answers: none, no, no, nowhere, no. Invocation Psalm: “The Joke About A Noisy Dog” Liturgical Reading: “Doogie Reassembled OR The Incident” A Startling Revelation Phew, wasn’t sure I’d make it to the end of this here episode description. Stay by my side, two weeks if you can, when the Story will TEST me again. Our book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
134. Homesick - The Story Must Be Told

134. Homesick

Released on 09/02/2021

A big city is just stuffed fulla the dead. Can’t walk a corner or occupy a room no one ain’t died in before. It’s what we call “pre-war charm.” Invocation Accusations Liturgical Reading: “Homesick” A Startling Revelation If I see you around these parts two weeks from now for another episode, I’ll know true it was love we shared today. Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
133. Songs From The Devon Floor - The Story Must Be Told

133. Songs From The Devon Floor

Released on 08/17/2021

OK. OK we gave him a CHANCE. Yep, we let Devon in on the Story game. Don't get mad at me! GEEZ. Invocation Story: "Songs from the Devon Floor" Outro Two weeks until we STORY you down AGAIN. In this episode: J.S. Bach - Violin Partita No. 2 - 4. Gigue C.W. Gluck - Melody from Orpheus G. Rossini - William Tell Overture E. Satie - Gnossienne No. 1 F.B. Conti - Il Mio Bel Foco J.S. Bach - Prelude in C Major, BVW 846 Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
132. Wet Dog Smell - Guest Preacher Joe Pera - The Story Must Be Told

132. Wet Dog Smell - Guest Preacher Joe Pera

Released on 08/03/2021

Woof ruff woof ar-oof woof woof. Ruff ruff! Ruff ruff roo roo. Grrrrrrr. Yip yip yip yip! Nnnn nnnn nnn! Guest Preacher: Joe Pera (preorder his book at https://www.amazon.com/Bathroom-People-Pooping-Peeing-Escape/dp/1250782694) Featuring Betsy Winchester Parks (The Dog The Boy) Invocation Testimony for Dogs Liturgical Reading: “Wet Dog Smell” A Startling Revelation In two weeks you’ll be BEGGING for a new Story. Heh heh, and we’ll give it to ya, too. In this episode: Erik Satie - Gymnopédies No. 1 W.A. Mozart - Requiem in D Minor, K. 626 - VIII. Lacrimosa Frédéric Chopin - Prelude in E Minor (Op. 28, No. 4) Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
131. Egon Wins The Lottery - The Story Must Be Told

131. Egon Wins The Lottery

Released on 07/20/2021

Egon wins the lottery. But this isn’t a fun lotto like Shirley Jackson’s—it gets serious! Slurp slurp, if you can. Invocation Psalm: “The Most Comfortable Sectional” Liturgical Reading: “Egon Wins The Lottery” Concluding Prayer Two weeks from now you’ll receive a Story so true you’ll be MAD at us. Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
130. The Anointing - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski - The Story Must Be Told

130. The Anointing - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski

Released on 07/08/2021

Grandmas are tricky! You gotta love em, but also: fear em a bit. Learn from a grandma! Learn of devotion. Learn of guilt. Learn of the Story. Guest preacher: Henry Zebrowski (Last Podcast on the Left, tickets for Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again Tour on sale next week) Also featuring the voice talents of: Jackie Zebrowski John Moreno Seenna Ghaznavi Holden McNeely Ed Larson In two weeks check in again and I bet we’ll have another Story you better believe it. Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH for Grandpas: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON for Grandmas: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
129. Bad Bad Big Willy - Guest Preacher Chris Fairbanks - The Story Must Be Told

129. Bad Bad Big Willy - Guest Preacher Chris Fairbanks

Released on 06/22/2021

Birdies go tweet tweet tweet, crows go caw caw caw, and ducks go, “I will destroy you.” Never trust a bird! FEAR a bird. Guest Preacher: Chris Fairbanks (Do You Need a Ride podcast with Karen Kilgariff, “Rescue Cactus” album on 800 Pound Gorilla Records) Invocation Liturgical Reading: Bad Bad Big Willy The New Bird Sounds of 2021 In two weeks the healthy pot of Story will boil a-gain. Sniff upon Its vapors. Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH for Billy Joels: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt PATREON for William Joels: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
128. A Job At Cro-Croa - The Story Must Be Told

128. A Job At Cro-Croa

Released on 06/09/2021

Who loves a HOT Cro-Croa??? Uhhhhh how about every-dang-body? Plump on it! What is Cro-Croa’s secret ingredient??? Uhhhhh who cares? Just chug it chug it CHUGIT. Can a living corporation be sated with just one human life??? Uhhhh wuddaya think, PAL? Feed yourself into the gears! Invocation Petitions for Generous, Kind, Honest Congregants Liturgical Reading: A Job at Cro-Croa Revelation Two weeks from now a new Story will be born among us, and we shall declare, “oooh mm mm mmm.” Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH for Regional District Managers: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt PATREON for Consumer Connection Planning Managers: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
127. Are You Afraid of The Story: Spooky Monsters - The Story Must Be Told

127. Are You Afraid of The Story: Spooky Monsters

Released on 05/27/2021

Spooky monsters keep me running—running SCARED. But Pastor Andrew, heck, he CRAVES the stuff. To keep his greasy candle a-flickerin, Sis Callis and Big BR share some SPOOKY monster Stories. Chunk down! Story: The Curse of the Frase’s Return Story: The Gravefinger Come back in two weeks and we’ll still be here, eager for your embrace, holding a cup fulla STORY. Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH for the FRASE: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt PATREON for the GRAVEFINGER: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
126. The Soft Opening Of Maison de Dieu - The Story Must Be Told

126. The Soft Opening Of Maison de Dieu

Released on 05/11/2021

Today is the Feast Day of Spaghett’, slurp slurp. Don’t let the marinara of prudence stain your white linen of virtue, gabbagool. Swirl this Story upon your fork and reflect: what has God ever given you that Story could not take away? Invocation A psalm judged by a jury of peers Story: The Soft Opening of Maison de Dieu A simple plea for Spaghett’ Proselytization, via @tsmbtpod Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH for GOD: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt PATREON for CHEF: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
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