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20. The Grease Of Our Elders
17 min
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Jun 12, 2018
Simple delights do not come simple. Even an orange juice, before its juicy demise, first blistered the picker’s palm, stung the eyes of the orangist. Eyes wept, and teeth gnashed for your thirst. Mmmph, there is a sloshing of misery integral to all aqueous liquids, and don’t get me started on syrups and pastes.
Invocation
Psalm: “Chintub’s Celebration”
Liturgical Reading: “The Grease of Our Elders”
Concluding Prayer
Some adults never grow adult teeth. Just gotta make do with little teeth in little mouths—I tell ya straight, I swear. Some of em have little hands too, little bodies. They can’t walk, and can’t grow hair cept the baby sort. Some folks say, “fella, thems’re just babies,” but I can’t know truth. Not no more, nuh uh.
17 min
19. The Disgusting Man
20 min
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Jun 5, 2018
Nothin like squatting yon hams in a restaurant, opening that gooey maw, and swallowing whole the goods the chef has birthed. But, oh dear Story, how our fellow humans ruin every good time: chattering, snorting, suckin n imbibin n laughin n nose-blowin. The worst thing to happen to humanity was humanity, uh huh. That is, if it really is humanity after all.
Invocation
Psalm: “Prime Cuts”
Liturgical Reading: “The Disgusting Man”
Concluding Prayer
Grin with us next week and we'll grin you one back. Heh heh, that's a promise ooh goo goo
20 min
18. The Mother Of Nature - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski
26 min
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May 29, 2018
Our dearest Preacher Jackie, the Miss Good Zebrowski, has returned to deliver a story of retribution true. Olden times were worsen times, we can all attest, those of us who knew them. Let us worship modernity, because ain’t nothin like an aisle of chips and a diet to every sugar free. People used to be afraid of birds, ha, and wolves? We saw to that, yes ma’am. I'll kill any bird I see uh huh.
Officiant: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7, insta @jackthatworm)
Invocation
Psalm: “What Now The Dogs Have Buried”
Liturgical Reading: “The Mother of Nature”
Concluding Prayer
Can’t get me talkin bout bugs, not a good idea. Saw a baby carried off by ants once, and a dog stripped in seconds by termites, the kind that eat dogs that is. Can’t get me talking bout bugs, nuh uh
26 min
17. The Veteran
21 min
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May 22, 2018
where does the Boy lead us except to certainty? he takes our hand, cold as his might be, and tugs us along no matter how we resist. curse you, the Boy! we wish not discover the tidings he deems necessary. we wish not endure the vision he sets before us, like a rank feast. ohhh the Boy
Invocation
Psalm: “Garden Boy”
Liturgical Reading: “The Veteran”
Concluding Prayer
well guess I’m done with yun, for now anyhow. stay greasy, uh huh, for a whole ‘nother week, wink wink
21 min
16. An End To Loneliness
13 min
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May 15, 2018
the rain is falling on my face and I feel the gusts envelop me, cradle this leakin bod. it's a weatherly hug, uh huh, an embrace for a storyteller true. in another minute I won't be here, and in weeks my name will be forgotten. heh, but there will be more brandons, more brandon than those who came before. what glory!
Invocation
Psalm: “Standards of Decades Forgotten”
Liturgical Reading: “An End to Loneliness”
Concluding Prayer
you should probably call your grandmother today. but never your grandfather.
13 min
15. The Grand Circus
17 min
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May 8, 2018
o! how my lawn it disappoints thee. a damn shame. a foul stinking lot of indecency. i caught the local youth upon it again—more every year, names more senseless than the last. brentyn. l'aurent. david. garf'eld. i curse! i slobber with outcry! what peeves i endure! preach us proper, Sister Callista
Invocation
Psalm: “Cure-All”
Liturgical Reading: “The Grand Circus”
Concluding Prayer
goodness, oh Story, how i wooze, how i dizzy. gonna vom soon, most like. gonna ferment it in a jar till next week—when we takes sips
17 min
14. Goop In The Evening - Guest Preacher Danny Tamberelli
14 min
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May 1, 2018
enter, and feast upon the delights we pilfer, the secret tidings we unearth. sniff it down and get gooey right here, right now with me. we find our own meaning, our own reason to exist when all appears as desolation. heh, though, course, some of us have gooier reasons than others. enjoy this story, read by our dear Brother Daniel Tamberelli.
Guest Preacher: Daniel Tamberelli (Danny and Mike Podcast, Jounce)
Invocation
Psalm: “Foul Blossoms”
Liturgical Reading: “Goop in the Evening”
Concluding Prayer
we love you. we caress you. we are you, when we dream. become us next week, please, young fresh.
14 min
13. For A Moment, I Had A Friend
19 min
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Apr 24, 2018
ee ee oo oo, a story fine a story tru. mm hmm, a sad one no doubt, about the isolation we all face. i know my solitude most painfully in the shower, amid thy bubbles n scrubbin brushes, where no soul sees you and you have no voice but your own. then i get out, and i have company once more, as the worms squelch under my feet and the pigs rummage for the filth i hath dripped. can there be a desperation profound’r than this? shhhh it's a secret
Invocation
Psalm: “No Nose”
Liturgical Reading: “For A Moment I Had a Friend”
Concluding Prayer
gosh that’s it uh oh. guess you’ll just hafta stink with us next week heh heh
19 min
12. Mercy and Condemnation
19 min
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Apr 17, 2018
music does not calm every troubled soul, no matter how they might sing, no matter how they might melodicize. the body is a tomb for us, and its desires our chains which constrict and pinch. is a soul troubled by a body truly troubled? use yon bodies to further the glory of The Story, and make sin no more, even if it’s a real raunchy uh oh kind of sin.
Invocation
Psalm: “Twins in Desire”
Liturgical Reading: “Mercy and Condemnation”
Concluding Prayer
join our service next Tuesday. we’ll watch you while you sleep, caress your sweaty forehead with The Story.
19 min
11. The Father, The Mother
15 min
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Apr 10, 2018
some folk work real hard. some folk just sit there, stew in juices, and turn to greases to stain the chairs and linoleum. course, some folk do both. ain’t exclusive, rot and labor. they shake hands just like the rest of us, cept course those of us with them sick hands, nails stenchin proper.
Invocation
Psalm: “Show and Tell” / “Turtle Stew”
Liturgical Reading: “The Father The Mother”
Concluding Prayer
grin with you next tuesday, our sweet lil grinners, our eager acolytes
15 min
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