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68. When You Watch Me
Released on 05/07/2019
This one is for you, in all your greasy splendor. Do you like it when I talk about your greases? Heh heh, yeah, that's what I thought. Ooh, you better listen to this one, because you're a part of it, and soon, it will be all you remember.
Invocation
Psalm: “How to Swallow Loose Change for the Story”
Liturgical Reading: “When You Watch Me"
Concluding Prayer
We return on Tuesdays, Tuesday-style, and this next Tuesday will be no exception—OK?
67. Hoofs And Feet
Released on 04/30/2019
A barnyard animal makes barnyard noises and behaves as though all the world, the very universe, is a barnyard. They kick up mud, and make a toilet of any dang carpet. We can learn gentle grace from our barnyard companions! We can learn to “take it easy,” and make our puddle wherever we do choose. Oh Story! Thank you for your profound examples to us, the congregation.
Invocation
Psalm: “Cory Had a Little Lamb”
Liturgical Reading: “Hoofs and Feet”
Concluding Prayer
Tuesday is the day the Story comes to life, groans sweetly, and crawls inside your ear. It’ll happen to you next Tuesday, squirm-style.
66. The New Consciousness in Town
Released on 04/26/2019
Few people die while waiting for an oil change. This Story seeks to change that. What better time to lay down and offer oneself to the Story than while your Oldsmobile undergoes a transformation from car sickly to car pure and fresh? Some of you might remember this Story from our lost, forgotten, “first season,” and it has returned to you like an obedient pup. Plump upon it, this episode of bonus Story truth.
Invocation
Psalm: “Drip”
Liturgical Reading: “The New Consciousness in Town”
Concluding Prayer
On Tuesday, we will be right and proper for you, dripping in the grease of Story profound.
65. Goodbye Hirsutaline
Released on 04/23/2019
Shh! Listen quietly! Ears listen, and someone is out there, aiming to take the Story down. Keep the Story inside you, like swallowing a big chunky pill called “Story.” Some pills are easy to swallow, but this one might catch inside you, or smear your greases with unknown side effects. Rub your tum, eat a cracker, and hold tight as we figure this alllll out.
Invocation
Psalm: “New Hair”
Liturgical Reading: “Goodbye Hirsutaline”
Concluding Prayer
Let’s promise each other, if we make it through this, we’ll meet here, in this same spot, for another Story pure. I love you.
64. The Third Sermon of Cardinal Larson: Cardinal Larson in “Quick and Furious”
Released on 04/16/2019
Cardinal Larson is full of the Story’s writhing vigor, yet he thirsts! Even those bursting with the Story’s hefty goodness still demand a tangy Cro-Croa. But when shipments of the Story’s fizzy truth go missing, what is a Cardinal to do? Listen here, you hot shit, and plump on this here tale of deceit, classic Italian dishes, and Story pure.
Guest Preacher: Ed Larson (Brighter Side podcast)
Invocation
Psalm: “Look Out Corpse Doctor”
The Third Sermon of Cardinal Larson: Cardinal Larson in “Quick and Furious”
Concluding Prayer
Tuesday will come around again, like a goddamn rash. Don’t use lotion!
63. The Interceptor Part II
Released on 04/09/2019
"The Story teased us true, teased us to deplete / If you only heard part 1, you knew Story incomplete." That’s a little couplet about the ignorance of even THINKING you could handle part 2 of a Story profound without a part 1 first, yeah, you betcha. Here, we indulge in the conclusion of The Interceptor, and meditate on this truth: what does it take for the Story to make you happy?
Invocation
Psalm: “A Doo Ra Ree”
Liturgical Reading: “The Interceptor Part II”
Concluding Prayer
Next Tuesday the Story will find out where you live and visit you STORYSTYLE.
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62. The Interceptor Part I
Released on 04/02/2019
The human head is an opaque aquarium within which rude fish do swim. A fish named “envy,” an eel named “fantasy,” a crab so gross it should not be named. Who would wish to swim these waters, knowing how easy it is to be bitten?
Invocation
Psalm: “Hardyy”
Liturgical Reading: “The Interceptor Part 1”
Concluding Prayer
Join us next Tuesday for the joyous conclusion: The Interceptor Part 2.
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61. Flies!
Released on 03/26/2019
Pardon our various infestations: ants, dogs, and wretchedness. Yes, the body of the church swarms with pestilence, but there is no cure. The best we can do is find good in the unwelcome, adapt our lives to enjoy nuisance.
Invocation
Psalm: “Not Tapioca”
Liturgical Reading: “Flies!”
Concluding Prayer
Next week we return with a fresh truth for your truthflesh to truth upon.
60. They Made A Strange Love - Guest Preacher Joe Pera
Released on 03/19/2019
Love is like the faint reek of urine: it’s in the air. Breathe deep, brothers and sisters, and welcome the Story’s acid love into your mush of bronchial tubes. Become hamburger for your partner, mush between their fingers, and gel between their toes. Love can mean a lot, but to the Story, it means becoming a fine human paste.
Guest Preacher: Joe Pera (Joe Pera Talks with You, Dan Joe DVD Show)
Invocation
Psalm: “Rude Tattoos”
Liturgical Reading: “They Made a Strange Love”
Concluding Prayer
Join us next week, or we’ll find you.
59. The Ballad Of Prepsa
Released on 03/12/2019
Bubbles pop in my belly, a carbonated delight fizzles righteously. CRO-CROA. Mmm it goes down so smooth, and probably because it’s the only drink endorsed by the Story. So what then, does this mean of the “other drink” we refuse to name but must do so here? Yes. Yes: Prepsi. Listen and do discover, uh huh. For nothing righteous does fizzle from a liquid the Story denies.
Invocation
Introductory Story: “Goslings Gone Gooey”
Liturgical Psalm: “The Ballad of Prepsa”
Concluding Prayer
We return to you the next week, and the week after that, and the week after that, until your bones are but calcified Story and your liquids but Hot Hot Cro-Croa.
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