The Bloodybits Horror Show

Nope.. Just straight up nope.

I learn that Candice, and Charles have betrayed me. Don't worry, as the bigger man I forgive them. It turns out that the "listener" that requested this movie was none other than fucking Candice. So here we go. 

Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast joins us, and tells us his wife's stories about growing up in Forks Washington. A town I hope that one day Charles, and Candice move to. We also learn that trauma is trauma shared as Candice only watched all these shitty movies to try and impress a boy. She never said how old she, or the boy was in the story so... just imagine.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Candice Clown Cynics. 

Do we have a treat for you. WIth a big red nose (From the boozing) and two floppy shoes (indicitive that my cock size is prodigious) or the smile I wear proudly every single day.. Terrifier! 

You asked for it, we covered it. Tim and I both loved it! since we love fun. Candice might have had her best "I know what the twist is going to be" moments in history. Considering she knew she hated it before she even saw it. The mark of a true Cinephilia.

I break the news to Candice that her son loves Andrew Tate. We talk about inverted titty hang, the original use of chainsaws, and suffocating a man by stretching the loose skin from your ball bag over their face. Also we talk about the movie.

Thanks again to Melanie @meljmcd on twitter for the sugestion. If you have a suggestion for listener request month.... tough shit, you missed your window.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice concerned citizens.

This week, we are discussing a flawed masterpiece... a disasterpiece maybe?

Deadbeat at Dawn. The movie that has it all, and the podcast that has it all. I whine about first world problems, talk about reading a book, and the Flintstones-esque internet Candice has in Missouri i dunno. I guess the stack of rocks they put shiny things on for wi-fi and to worship falls over mid episode.

This movie fucking rules. One of the best dads in cinema, voodoo princess crank head girlfriend, black pussy, ninja stars, and rival Ohio gangs Ravens vs Spiders. Whoever wins, we all lose.

Thanks again to Christopher440

for the suggestion, the window is closed btw,

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Crack consumers.

This week, we got a special request from Sophie on twitter. Thats how they wanted to be addressed, so you know who you are.

So, midway into listener request month, and we have a movie that on paper Candice should hate... yet she loves it. See, she likes being treated a little rough. Paranoia, aliens, cults, cosmic horror, and crack rock smoking. It really has it all.

It's Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Kraft Dinner consumers.

Welcome to the frist week of Listener request month. This week we are covering the Peter Fonda, Warren Oats film Race with the Devil. From 1975, it hits that Satanic Panice vibe that we are all in love with. Though Candice has words to share with you modern, constitution supporting, pro choice satanists. Where are your robes, and blood orgies? Bitch asses.

We cover PG titties, the need for speed, stunts which kill dudes and dummies alike! 

It's

Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cretaceous cucks.

We are finishing big dumb american movie month with maybe the stupidest movie yet. Fuck me this series fell off hard. I couldn't be bothered to take decent notes, but it's cool the film makers couldn't be bothered to make a coherent movie.

Next month is Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe

You know us, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice clap catchers.

Well, it had to happen once right? fucking riverside.fm fucked me in my asshole, and our episode for the highlander got fucked. well, fortune smiles upon you all, because here we have a very special backup episode.

This is seriously Iago Faustus presents Lisa and the Devil. A wonderful Italian horror smack dab in the middle of big dumb american movie month. But really what makes america great is the immigrants to our country importing culture.

For more from Faustus, please go to https://www.eroticmadscience.com 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cam jam cleats.

Thank you so much for joining us in week 2 of Big Dumb American horror. This week, we are joined once again by longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus, in a real fish out of water scenerio, as we discuss Piranha 3d.

Join us as we squabble over Chinese ghosts, I tease our new album art, and Candice's husband is secretly the best Co-Host once more.

Gianna Michales. Give that woman a medal, enter her... heh heh.... into the hall of fame, My understanding is them titties are real, and resplendent. Unlike the horrible CGI, but not unlike the rails of coke Jerry O'Connell is taking straight to the dome. 

By the way, Thanks secret contributer.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice commie cucks.

Happy 4th of July! also happy 2 year anniversary of The Bloodybits Horror Show! We got a new theme, and the same old shit. And in real american fashion, we got fucking trashed and recorded a WAY too long episode for Uncle Sam.

Fuck Joe Bob by the way. Stealing our thunder once again. But we make up for it by just barely editing this episode. I kinda made sure I could hear it, and that's about all. But it's a fun one. We get nostalgic, political, and drunk! Tim almost ruins the episode because of pussy, but we rally in the end.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Catalan calumniators

Here we are, at the penultimate (ultimate for you non-patreon bums) episode of Ital-June, and FINALLY Candice is pissed. We are covering a classic Argento Giallo., and joined by friend of the show DrChefRobby aka Robby aka Big Dick Rob.

We break the film down, investigate the open source Italian police force, Tim laments the lack of anal rape jokes, and more!

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