The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads and Timbos.

 

Here is a 10 min teaser for our upcoming Patreon exclusive, where we talk with Candice about Ghost Adventures. This dude Zach, someone offering their wife up to be ghost cucked. I guess he just does the same deed in drag another time? Samurai swords, highlander aliens, and a portal in your living room. It's bonkers.

 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads and timbos.

 

So here we are week 2 of Patreon picks month, and we are reviewing a SHOCKINGLY good japanese dude-bro metal movie Wild Zero. It's got everything you could want. UFO's, Zombies, A guy in the shortest shorts you can imagine. Seriously, they lace up on the sides, I get obsessed, it's a thing. 

But most importantly for me, we learn a valuable lesson about love.

Thank you to Anthony Conn from the patreon, Now that we can't hawk dick pills, you are the only thing keeping the lights on. If you want to join, go to https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-heads, and Timbos.

Take a listen to your very on, made for you, hard dick-ed energy preview of the bonus episode now available on the patreon feed for Crank 2. 

 

You've got me, Tim Yobo, and Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio! Talking about our boy Chev, Where has he been? Who is he fucking? 

 

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Hello all you Ed-heads and Timbos.

 

This week we discuss the 1986 sci-fi horror The Fly. Co-written, and directed by David Cronenberg. Joining us for our first patreon picks episode, is our first patreon Iago Faustus.  You can see his work at https://www.eroticmadscience.com/

Follow him on twitter @eroticmadsci

 

A big thanks again to all our Patreons. Now that we can't hawk dick pills, you are the only thing keeping the lights on. If you want to join, go to https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos. This week on The show, we put a cap on j-nuary, and discuss the 2000 live action horror film Uzumaki (Spirals). As always, leave us a 5* review, go to bluechew.com and enter the promo code BITS to get their fucking dick pills, but stop doing that on 1/31/2021, when our sponsorship ends. Sorry the notes are not that fun, i'm a little distracted. just, been a day man. And this film, got me thinking, and i read the manga recently. Junji Ito is very talented.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos, and welcome to week 3 of J-nuary.

 

My word, this week, we are doing something totally new, and letting Tim Yobo choose the movie, and what a movie he selected. The 1999 Takashi Miike directed film Audition. Join us as we discuss the complicated relationships between men, and women. The patriarchy, and power dynamics in relationships. As well as who is on our hall pass list, 90 day fiancé, and more. 

 

All new theme song, so no shout out to no one, I made it.

We are also proud to announce our first real sponsor BlueChew! Get rhino hard without the trip to the gas station, or bodega as they say in New York. just head over to https://www.bluechew.com and enter the promo code BITS to get your first order free! Just pay 5 dollars for postage. What a country!

 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos

 

This week on the show, we are joined by Mike Wood from our sister podcast, The Grindbin

We are covering the... weirdly off musical by Takashi Miike The Happiness of the Katakuris. Over-saturated, weird ass musical numbers, and really truly discussed in depth.

 

We are also proud to announce our first real sponsor BlueChew! Get rhino hard without the trip to the gas station, or bodega as they say in New York. just head over to https://www.bluechew.com and enter the promo code BITS to get your first order free! Just pay 5 dollars for postage. What a country!

 

Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show.

and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song. 

Hello horror fans, and welcome to week 1 of J-nuary (the J stands for Japanese)

This month we will be reviewing horror movies from Japan, get it? And what's a better way to start off than with a movie that perfectly mixes Dec-membe's theme of body horror, and is from Japan? So we bring to you the 1988 Animated horror Akira.

 

Basically it's the first anime I saw, and I'd wager many many other people as old as I am now.. so so old. But we are not alone in our journey, oh no. Friend of the show Charlie in charge! Check him out on Instagram and send him a TAB if you can.

 

We are also proud to announce our first real sponsor BlueChew! Get rhino hard without the trip to the gas station, or bodega as they say in New York. just head over to https://www.bluechew.com and enter the promo code BITS to get your first order free! Just pay 5 dollars for postage. What a country!

 

Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show.

and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song. 

Hello horror fans.

 

This week on the show, we are joined by return guest, Candice to discuss the overlooked Debut film by writer/director Brandon Cronenberg Antiviral.

Wrapping up 2020, and the body horror month of Dec-member talking about a celebrity obsessed culture and following a hero who contracts a fatal virus, which might be man made, and might come from China? That's win/win. At least they didn't mention Qanon, or 5G.

 

Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show. and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song. 

Hello Horror Fans.

 

Well, here we are, and it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Time to hang a stocking on the mantle, and a shining star on the tree. Or a couple arms, and legs in a weird glass case. It's time for the 1991 body horror "classic" Body Parts. With the lawnmower man, a weird stunt man, and Chucky from child's play.

 

This week we are joined by Steve and Izzy from the Everything I Learned From Movies podcast to tackle the subject. Be sure to hit up Izzy's Etsy store, it's too late for Christmas, but not too late to make up for fucking up Christmas.

Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review on iTunes or else you are stealing from me. Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Tell a friend about the show. and a special thanks to Cibola, the City of Gold for our theme song.