The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corpse Crunchers.

Well well well, We wish you a merry Creeps-mas and a happy new steer, Which they are gonna fuck to be initiated into the Betas. Cause remember the Revenge of the Nerds movie, how they had to fuck sheep to try and rush the cool guys frat? Rubbers, what do we need rubbers for?

Anyhow, Drunk Detective Tom, Mouth Breather, Walt Jr, and RC Slugs. It's Night of the Creeps. You know it, you love it, and you should  listen to it. (btw, I'm ready to be dominated by a sexy 80's girl with a flamethrower)

Please join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits , over 3000 movies like this. Horror/grindhouse/exploitation. If you cannot, be reviewer 69 (nice). 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Crap collectors. We are joined once again by friend of the show Daniel from The Moustachioed Podcastio!

We are in the second week of Axe-Mas, and my true love gave to me. Butt Boy. The 2019 indie film about a serial killer who shoves people up his ass. Yep. Well, tune in, and enjoy.

OH BIG DEAL. If you love the show, and Respect Tim Yobo, Please go to http://www.storz-bickel.com/ and use promo code yobogold to get 15% off anything you order. except MIGHTY+ and CRAFTY+ for the next 48 hours. Please do it, I wanna get Tim something cool.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Daniel Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Country Bumpkins.

Welcome... to the first week of Axe-Mas! A whole month celebrating the birth of the most important man in the history of our world.... me. 

We are joined this week by Asherz. A favorite of the show, and bringer of gifts. Such as the most brutal rape revenge film ever committed to celluloid. I Spit on your Grave.

So trigger warning, we are going to talk about rape, gang rape, and make rape jokes. Rape isn't good, if you rape, you are bad. I think every fucking simpleton knows that. 

That being said, please give it a listen, we mix heavy and funny pretty well. At least i hope...

If you want a less painful experience, please check out Asherz, on the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, and other internet ventures...

You know us, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

Just the boys this week, as Candice has been banished to RT with her lover Dennis Miller. That guy really sucks.

Anyhow, we are joined this week by the co-writer of Swamp Dogs JM Brandt! (Check him out on twitter!) He brought us, for the end of No-Vamper a deep cut. Tombs of the Blind Dead. I gotta say, I love this pick. The story makes no sense, it goes places it shouldn't, and Tim and I got the Boob free cut!

Check out Swamp dogs at https://www.swampdogscomic.net/ Call your local comic book store, and demand it!

If you wanna give me a Christmas gift, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits and get ready, cause we are going to give gifts to the big guy, the reason for the season, the birthday of our savior next month! Stay tuned.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice-don't attitude havers. We are being joined once again by Mike Wood, and Bobby Trippett from The Grindbin podcast to put a big ol bloody bow on Bordello of blood!

This week, we have a massivly divisive review of the movie. Rip on Dennis Miller, Tim and Candice don't like fun, and for once I HAVE TO CENSOR THE SHOW!

Check out the Grindbin podcast at https://www.patreon.com/grindbin or wherever podcasts are found.

and of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits if you still somehow support this....

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Coffin Coasters.... and special guests Mike Wood, and Bobby Trippett from The Grindbin Podcast. Just jamming their peanut butter all up in our chocolate. 

This week, we delve deep into the darkest dankest decrepit dungeons of dread. As we discuss Bordello of Blood. Maybe the most research I've done on a podcast, it's the movie that killed a franchise. Dennis Miller the 1 million dollar man, improvising every line, and being a cunt. Corey Feldman, just looking for a friend. Erika Elaniac, why so serious? It's a head rippin, key party with models, murder and mayhem!

Check out the Grindbin podcast at https://www.patreon.com/grindbin or wherever podcasts are found.

and of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits if you still somehow support this....

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Fang Bangers.

Here we are, week 3 of No-Vamper, and we are joined by friend of the show, Wick! He makes our album art, and is a fun guy in the discord. That's basically all it takes to be a guest, oh and chemistry.

Speaking of chemistry, Tim almost fucks his mic this week as we talk about Tobe Hooper's  Life Force. There is a barely legal French woman who is nude most of the movie, so you know Tim is at attention.

That being said, it's an interesting film, Candice has some neo-feminist takes on the meaning behind her character, and wick talks about ginger bush.

you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold  and Wick at @wick7181

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And here we go, the conclusion of the Twilight episode. Will Daniel hang through it all? Will Candice ever stop just flicking her flabby habby babby over these cold boys? no.  Are you team Edward, team Jacob, or team IDGAF?

you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold  and for no reason whatsoever Daniel @mpodcastio

And don't forget our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice fang bangers. 

This week in No-Vamper we are covering one of the most controversial and divisive films to tackle the subject Twilight. We are joined by famed Twilight fan-fiction writer Gerard Noonan, who gives us a brief interview up front to let us know what he loves about the saga.

Tune in later this week for the thrilling conclusion of the show, but until then, you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold  and for no reason whatsoever Daniel @mpodcastio

And don't forget our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits.

Good evening all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Fang-bangers.

Here we are, born to be king, and ruler of the universe! As we discuss the isolated, cold vampire horror 30 Days of Night. Zeke from The Faculty is the stoic cop, and a load of dead meat in Alaska play left-4-dead until the climax.

Hit us up on patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits and it will get worse. It's vampires. So it will get worse..