Episodes
EP80 - Twilight PT1
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice fang bangers.
This week in No-Vamper we are covering one of the most controversial and divisive films to tackle the subject Twilight. We are joined by famed Twilight fan-fiction writer Gerard Noonan, who gives us a brief interview up front to let us know what he loves about the saga.
Tune in later this week for the thrilling conclusion of the show, but until then, you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. Tim @yobogold and for no reason whatsoever Daniel @mpodcastio
And don't forget our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits.
EP78 - 30 Days of Night
Good evening all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Fang-bangers.
Here we are, born to be king, and ruler of the universe! As we discuss the isolated, cold vampire horror 30 Days of Night. Zeke from The Faculty is the stoic cop, and a load of dead meat in Alaska play left-4-dead until the climax.
Hit us up on patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits and it will get worse. It's vampires. So it will get worse..
EP77 - Trick or Treat PT2
Wow. What a journey huh?
Fuck Zencastr. They are a shitty recording service. I will never use them again, I tried them for a trial they offered me for 3 months, and it's garbage. So note to all you people trying to sponsor the show, and provide me free shit, it better not be trash.
The audio slips, it goes out of sync, and I do my best to correct it, but here we are. Anyhow, it's a fun episode. We wrap up Trick or Treat, talk about bullying, how Ragman should have been bullied, etc. Some of the tastiest licks, and most face melting solos, that end up in a bloodless kid vanishing horrorfest.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
Also https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
EP76 - Trick or Treat PT1
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, Candy crushers, and pariahs of the metal messiah.
Here we are, at the end of ROCKtober, joined by Steve from being a listener, and friend of the show. Are we talking about Trick or Treat from 1986? You're damn Skippy. Like a Marc Price. Sammi Curr, Cheddar goblin, bare ass, tittys, ozzy, fuck gene simmons, and more!
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
EP75 - Deathgasm PT2
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and not candice fans.
Well, here it is, a day late, but the thrilling conclusion of Deathgasm.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
EP74 - Deathgasm PT1
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice candy crushers. Welcome to the fucking middle of Rocktober.
We are joined once again by the Birthday boy Sir Charles.
A month long celebration of heavy metal in horror, a nd I don't think it gets any heavier, or metaler than this one. It's motherfucking Deathgasm. Blood, guts, tits, guitars, bros, piss squirt guns, what the fuck doesn't it have? I foolishly thought I could cover all the awesomeness this movie had to offer in 2 hours, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Not a chance.
Look at this broads tits.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
Also https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits
EP73 - Rocktober Blood PT2
Hey buddy...
Halloween Kills let you down huh? Turns out it wasn't what you hoped it would be. No worries. You can slip into your most comfy fall sweater. The one with the holes, and the stain, but it's broken in. And you can join us, and finish up this metal magnum opus. We've all got rainbow eyes at this point.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
And Bobby @Bobby_Batson
EP72 - Rocktober Blood PT1
Hello all you Ed-Head's, Timbos, and Candy-crushers.
Here we are, rock us like a hurricane. As we are joined by none other than the shemp of the Grindbin podcast. Bobby Trippett to discuss the CLASSIC. Rocktober Blood.
I'm gonna defend this movie more than I should. It sucks, it's production value sucks, but them beats are tasty. Rainbow Eyes, and I'm back legit slap. We talk cum and mcdonalds. Tim found some fresh pussy, and more.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
And Bobby @Bobby_Batson
EP71 - Black Roses PT2
And there it is. The finale of our coverage on the 1988 film Black Roses. Listen as we describe the last 75% of a movie in the same amount of time we spent on the first 25%. Will there STILL be a bunch of dumb asides? Of course!
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
And Kyle @KyleThunder
You can also hit up our patreon and make me make bonus episodes. If you push the monthly total up 5 dollars. If not I can continue to be lazy.
Eddie
EP70 - Black Roses PT1
Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and the Candice queef squad.
Man o man do we have an episode. We are joined by friend of the show Kyle, who I made pre-game too hard because I cannot tell time. You see, he ended up drinking for a solid hour before we started recording. Which is a very professional move from him. Drinking while podcasting is what you SHOULD do. I was unprofessional, and got my time zones crossed. So blame me. Call me and tell me 1-323-484-3293
We are "discussing" the 1988 horror film Black Roses. But mostly we talk about KFC, funny accents, and life in general.
I will tease this though. Episode 2 is where shit gets BUCK wild. You are gonna love that one, so stay tuned.
Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69
And Kyle @KyleThunder
You can also hit up our patreon and make me make bonus episodes. If you push the monthly total up 5 dollars. If not I can continue to be lazy.
Eddie
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