The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-heads, and Timbos, and welcome to Ape-Ril! A theme month suggested by none other than my adopted son Bobby Trippett. 

That's right a whole month of animals gone wild, and speaking of going wild. This week we are covering the 1982 horror film Wild Beasts. It's perfect on paper right folks? Someone done poisoned the well, as a zoo full of animals in (Europe City) scrambles to sort of try and take care of it, but also ignore their children... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!

We get to be added to a list, so that the fucker Chris Hanson can tell us to pull up a seat, and put down our Mike's Hard Lemonade, so crazy the bad alcohol the dudes always brought on that show. Remember the dude who tried to get the actor to blow the cat? Might have stopped this animal apocalypse.

Anyhow, also check out our sister podcast The Grindbin https://www.patreon.com/grindbin if you pay 10 bucks a month, you get to pick a movie they review every year! Right Tim?

Also leave us a 5 star review on iTunes, Tell a friend, and check in on someone you haven't talked to in a while. It doesn't cost anything, and it could help.

Eddie

Join us on the patreon, where we just crested 1500 obscure Horror, and Exploitation films. All for 10 dollars a month at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This, being the last week of March Madness, we take a Fulci inspired trip down Pan's Labyrinth. But with A Turkish flair, as we discuss the 2015 fantasy horror film Baskin. We delve deep into the psycho sexual cultism, Zoroastrianism roots, and Turkish folklore of this film. It's not boring though, we talk about dicks, and fucking, and sucking. Hell this whole movie is about it!

Oh yeah, Candice is on the episode. She cuts out a lot in the first 30 mins though because where she lives the internet is mostly you writing your ideas on a gum wrapper, and using the gum to stick it on a bullfrog, who hopefully hops his way to civilization.

You know the drill, 5 stars on iTunes, tell a friend, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits\

900 films in the bank, obscure shows. it's netflix, if all the money went to keeping it going.

Thanks to Alyssa for the movie suggestion. If ever one is fated to kill me, I hope it is you... 

This week on the Bloodybits Horror Show. We've got no strings.... to hold us down! As we are joined by Steve, and Izzy from the Everything I learned from Movies podcast to discuss the time Lecter barked like a dog for a puppet. Oh oh it's Magic!

Please hit up Izzy on etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/UntidyVenus

Check out Everything I Learned From Movies https://www.patreon.com/eilfmovies

And as always.... This, is how we end it.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week,Tim Yobo is very confused about if this is or is not a bonus episode. It's not. This week we are dipping out big toe into the cool puddle that is the world of The Night Stalker, with Robbie (aka DoctorChefRobbie)

Join us as we discuss all the rules of a Dracula, and like it crossing moving water. It's really too bad we don't have any listeners who care about vampires. Maybe if we get over 200 on the patreon I'll do a Vampire month.

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Leave us a 5 star review on the iTunes, when we hit 50, someone gets a prize at random.

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I finally got my dick pill ad money, and I'm giving it all to you all.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week on The bloodybits Horror Show, we are discussing the 1931 classic Fritz Lang's M.

Considered the first serial killer film, and Fritz Lange's greatest film, M is a masterpiece of filmmaking. So who better to discuss it than the same folks who brought you Nailgun Massacre and Bollvember.

We are joined once more by Iago Faustus, who really takes over the hosting duties on this episode. Which I thank him for, he is a wellspring of knowledge I love to lap at. 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads and Timbos.

Shane and Terry, get your levels right. if you are on 1 shared audio channel, I want you both at the same level

This week on the show, we are talking with our long lost loves... Shane and Terry. What a better pair to initiate March Madness then the two mad men of the bloodybits bloodbank. And what did they bring? Oh, The fucking nice snow shoveling old man from Home Alone eating dead broads, fucking them, and body shaming old widows in the 1974 classic Deranged!

If you haven't yet, give us a 5 star review. When we hit 50, someone gets a prize. Tim is gonna come blow their back out. 

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You could be the first person to buy something with our branding on it!

Also, fuck trycast.

Hello all you Ed-Heads and Timbos. And welcome, to the final week of Patreon requests month.

This week we delve deeply into the 1962 horror icon. Fuck classic, it's an icon. Carnival of Souls. Featuring some amazing music, the only Candace I never wanted to punch in her fucking mouth, and a plethora of fucking creepy men. Tim Yobo and I discuss the finer points of metal music, and DMCA takedowns. As well as feminist theory in 1960's film. Water zombies, Rob Zombie, and more!

Shout out to Steve from our Patreon for the suggestion, Please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

And you know the drill. Give us a 5 star review, or you are a terrible thief... 

Hello all you Ed-heads, and Timbos.

This week on the show. For the third week of Patreon picks, We are joined by our resident van expert. Sir Charlie. And what did he subject us to? Oh, one of those old 70's shock Italian horror flicks. Necrophilia, erotic comfort lactation, and Tim getting very confused about necklace locations over and over and over again.....

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Enjoy you suck fucks.

Hello all you Ed-Heads and Timbos.

Here is a 10 min teaser for our upcoming Patreon exclusive, where we talk with Candice about Ghost Adventures. This dude Zach, someone offering their wife up to be ghost cucked. I guess he just does the same deed in drag another time? Samurai swords, highlander aliens, and a portal in your living room. It's bonkers.

https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits join us at the 5 dollar ed-head level for this, and all our other bonus episodes. 

Enjoy!

Hello all you Ed-Heads and timbos.

So here we are week 2 of Patreon picks month, and we are reviewing a SHOCKINGLY good japanese dude-bro metal movie Wild Zero. It's got everything you could want. UFO's, Zombies, A guy in the shortest shorts you can imagine. Seriously, they lace up on the sides, I get obsessed, it's a thing. 

But most importantly for me, we learn a valuable lesson about love.

Thank you to Anthony Conn from the patreon, Now that we can't hawk dick pills, you are the only thing keeping the lights on. If you want to join, go to https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits