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The Horror Virgin

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Ep 339

338 - Battle Royale

Episode | 128 min

"A Movie so bad ass it became every popular video game"

This week's hottest movie is... Battle Royale from 2000. This movie has everything: explosive neck collars, psychotic schoolgirls with scythes, emotional breakdowns, and a teacher who’s committed to the brutal murder of his students. If you like you horror's chalked full of metaphor coupled with badass imagery you are going to love this movie.

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Up Next: Prom Night (1980)

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Ep 340

339 - Prom Night

Episode | 109 min

"There is a killer on the dance floor"

This week's hottest movie is... Prom Night from 1980. This movie has everything: disco dancing in a school gym, a masked killer with a shiny axe, high school secrets, and Leslie Nielsen as the school principal who’s way too calm while bodies pile up. Please enjoy our breakdown of this wild movie.

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Up Next: The Covenant (2006)

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Ep 341

340 - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Episode | 122 min

"Jason spends zero actual time in hell"

This week's hottest movie is... Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. This movie has everything: exploding heads, a gremlin heart, and a cameo from Freddy Krueger’s glove. Plus, there’s a magical dagger that can actually send Jason to Hell—because apparently, all this time, Jason’s been more Supernatural than Slasher. Join us, and our resident Friday the 13th expert Jonathan Watkns, while we break down Jason Goes to Hell.

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Up Next: The Covenant (2006)

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Ep 342

341 - The Covenant

Episode | 96 min

"Sebastian Stan is doing the most and I love it"

This week's hottest movie is... The Covenant from 2006. This movie has everything: family secrets, shirtless brooding, and powers that age you like old cheese. It's a wild battle between two rich kids that feels familiar but also extremely inaccessible in the best way possible. We loved this crazy movie and hope you will too.

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Up Next: Freaky (2020)

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Ep 343

342 - Freaky

Episode | 105 min

"Freaky Friday the 13th"

This week's hottest movie is... Freaky from 2020. This movie has everything: body swaps, murderous mayhem, high school drama, and Vince Vaughn acting like a teenage girl trying to dodge death by midnight. If you love a mix of slasher kills and laugh-out-loud comedy, you’ll love this movie and episode.

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Up Next: The Faculty (1998)

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Ep 344

343 - The Faculty

Episode | 101 min

"Did they person who wrote this movie not know what Scat is?"

This week's hottest movie is... The Faculty. This movie has everything: parasitic aliens, caffeine-based drugs, mind controlled athletes , and Jon Stewart as a possessed biology teacher. Plus, Josh Hartnett’s character, Zeke, is a god. (AKA Seal Team One). If you love movies where a ragtag group of teens team up to save the world, you'll love The Faculty.

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Up Next: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

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Ep 345

344 - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Episode | 89 min

"Who let this dude have a daughter?!?"

This week's hottest movie is... Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare. This movie has everything: exploding heads, dream demons, and Freddy Krueger wielding a Nintendo Power Glove. There’s even a surprise family reunion—because guess what? Freddy has a daughter! If you love movies that don’t know if they want to be horror or comedy, you’ll love this crazy ride.

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Up Next: Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)


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Ep 346

345 - Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (With Mikey Randolph)

Episode | 120 min

"A Movie so Mikey that Mikey had to guest"

This week's hottest movie is... Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead. This movie has everything: brain-drilling silver spheres, undead looters, psychic links, and Reggie the ex-ice cream man wielding a quad barrel shotgun. If you love action-horror with a side of dimension-hopping, you’ll adore this crazy movie.

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Up Next: Blade: Trinity (2004)

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Ep 336

335 - Hostel: Part II

Episode | 103 min

"It's like Paige can't get enough Dick Ripping Movies"

This week's hottest movie is... Hostel: Part II from 2007. This movie has everything: deranged businessmen with a taste for blood, attack dogs trained to murder Todd, and a twisted auction that makes it clear that anyone with a bigger bank account can save themselves by killing you. it's a scary movie with a terrible message about class.

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Up Next: Knock at the Cabin (2023)

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Ep 348

347 - Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

Episode | 117 min

"The one where Paige watched the wrong movie"

This week's hottest movie is... Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. This movie has everything: creepy old houses, chase scenes in an attic, telepathy, and a scene where Dr. Loomis literally uses a child as bait to trap Michael. There’s also a mysterious ‘Man in Black’ who keeps lurking around, setting up more sequels than anyone asked for. We hope you enjoy this hilarious look at Halloween 5!

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Up Next: Alien: Romulus (2024)

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