The Horror Virgin

"It's always the person you most suspect"

This week’s hottest movie is... MaXXXine. This movie has everything: neon-soaked 1980s chaos, VHS tapes with a body count, and Mia Goth delivering a performance so intense it could melt a Walkman. If you’re into slasher flicks with a synthwave soundtrack and enough twists to snap a Rubik’s Cube, this episode’s for you!

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Up Next: The First Omen (2024)

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"This movie changed my live"

This week’s hottest movie is... The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This movie has everything: a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania, a tap dance break, and a muscle-bound creation named Rocky who’s more Ken doll than Frankenstein. You’ve got shadowy castles, eccentric guests who burst into song at the drop of a top hat, and audience callbacks so iconic they’re practically their own character. If you’re ready to do the Time Warp again, this episode’s for you!

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Up Next: Maxxxine (2024)

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"Remember. You are Pod"

This week’s hottest movie is... The Substance. This film has everything: a fading Hollywood starlet, a black-market serum, and a younger doppelgänger with a mind of her own. You’ve got body horror that Cronenberg would be proud of, and Demi Moore delivering a performance so fierce it could cut diamonds. If you’re into twisted tales that hold up a mirror to society, you'l love this movie.

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Up Next: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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"The subtext is so loud it's all you see on the screen"

This week’s hottest movie is... I Saw the TV Glow. This movie has everything: eerie late-night broadcasts, friendships forged in the flicker of static, and a metaphor so obvious it is impossible to miss. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when the line between TV and reality gets scrambled, tune in to this wild ride. We’re joined by the fantastic Joe Kaye (@joecharleskaye) to help us unpack this mind-bending tale—so grab your popcorn and don’t adjust your set!"

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Up Next: I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

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"His leg's didn't seem all that long"

This week’s hottest movie is... LongLegs. This movie has everything: a serial killer, detectives who solve crimes by flashlight alone, and cryptic notes that look like they were written by a the Zodiac. You’ve got unsettling alleyways, ominous shadowy figures, and a murder mystery so twisted it could use a chiropractor. If you’re into spine-tingling thrills with a side of legroom envy, you won’t want to miss our deep dive into LongLegs!

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Up Next: I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

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"I almost shit myself"

This week’s hottest movie is... Alien: Romulus. This movie has everything: acid-spewing xenomorphs, a terrifying spaceship, and space colonists whose survival instincts are questionable, at best. Join us, alongside Chris Demarais from Good Morning From Hell and Tales for the Stinky Dragon, as we unravel the extraterrestrial chaos and fight to keep our lunches down!

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Up Next: Longlegs (2024)

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"On the wings of love!!!!"

This week's hottest movie is... Lisa Frankenstein. This movie has everything: reanimated corpses, Cole Sprouse as a Victorian boyfriend, and neon-lit graveyards. Plus, Lisa gives her undead crush a makeover that involves spray paint and a leather jacket—because, Colin, what’s true love without a little body modification? If you love movies that blend campy horror with teen romance, you’ll probably love this one. We hope you at least love our episode on it.

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Up Next: Alien: Romulus (2024)

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"The one where Paige watched the wrong movie"

This week's hottest movie is... Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. This movie has everything: creepy old houses, chase scenes in an attic, telepathy, and a scene where Dr. Loomis literally uses a child as bait to trap Michael. There’s also a mysterious ‘Man in Black’ who keeps lurking around, setting up more sequels than anyone asked for. We hope you enjoy this hilarious look at Halloween 5!

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Up Next: Alien: Romulus (2024)

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"It's Blade, Ryan Reynolds, and Jessica (not Alba). "

This week's hottest movie is... Blade: Trinity. This movie has everything: a vampire apocalypse, a wisecracking vampire hunter, and a laser bow. Oh, And did I mention Dracula shapeshifts and runs shirtless through the desert? If you love vampire hunters who 30 seconds of screen time loading songs on to her first generation iPod during fights, you’ll enjoy the hell out of this wild movie.

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Up Next: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

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"A Movie so Mikey that Mikey had to guest"

This week's hottest movie is... Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead. This movie has everything: brain-drilling silver spheres, undead looters, psychic links, and Reggie the ex-ice cream man wielding a quad barrel shotgun. If you love action-horror with a side of dimension-hopping, you’ll adore this crazy movie.

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Up Next: Blade: Trinity (2004)

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