The Horror Virgin

"I got dick'ed down so bad that I moved."

This weeks scariest movie was... Vampire in Brooklyn.  This movie has everything: a toothy prince looking for his queen, an ancient supernatural bachelor patiently waiting for his best friend's kid to grow up so he can shoot his immortal shot, and a Scream connections you'll never see coming. Will Todd survive this bizarre Coming to America meets Dracula fever dream? Will Paige convince us that this movie is secretly amazing? And most importantly, how does one get dick down so bad they have to relocate? Tune in and find out!

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Up Next: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

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"Going Super Saiyan, for Jesus"

This week’s hottest movie is... The Deliverance. This film has everything: a struggling single mother, children befriending demonic music producers, and Glenn Close delivering lines that will haunt your dreams. You’ve got the demonization of the social safety net, possessions, and an exorcism featuring Holy gibberish. If you're into supernatural thrillers that blend family drama with a side of 'Did that just happen?', this episode's for you!

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Up Next: Scary Movie (2000)

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“More like Orphan: 5th Kill.”

This week’s hottest movie is... Orphan: First Kill. This film has everything: Isabelle Fuhrman in the “role of a lifetime”, a rich family with deeply questionable instincts, and Julia Stiles going absolutely feral. You’ve got identity theft, murder cover-ups that escalate at record speed, and a twist so insane it makes the original movie look like a PBS special. If you love horror that takes a hard left turn into chaos, this episode’s for you!

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Up Next: The Deliverance (2024)

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"It's like the story of the Phoenix had a baby with Persephone"

This week’s hottest movie is... Revenge (2017). This film has everything: a luxury desert getaway, a fearless heroine, and revenge so brutal it it features a blood slip and slide. If you’re into neon-drenched vengeance, stomach-churning gore, and men learning the hard way not to underestimate a woman, this episode’s for you!

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Up Next: Orphan: First Kill (2022)

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"TRAINS CAN ONLY GO ONE DIRECTION!!!"

This week’s hottest movie is... Species. This film has everything: a genetically engineered alien-human hybrid, a crack team of scientists, mercenaries, as well as a man who has access to his feelings, and Natasha Henstridge as a seductive alien with a tounge she can't wait to shove through the back of your head. If you’re into sci-fi thrillers with body horror, questionable ethical decisions, and more goo than a slime factory, this episode’s for you!

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"M3GAN FOX!!!"

This week’s hottest movie is... Subservience. This film has everything: a struggling father , an AI assistant who can't wait to ease his pain, and a movie that ignores everything that is interesting in the movie. If you’re into sci-fi thrillers that make you question if having sex with a lifelike Nanny-bot is cheating, this episode’s for you!

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Up Next: Species (1995)

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"Sometimes movie sets be haunted, you guys"

This week’s hottest movie is... The Exorcism (2024). This film has everything: a washed-up actor, a daughter questioning if her father's demons are literal or figurative, and a reveal so disappointing we were legit sad when it happened. If you're into meta-horror that makes you question what's real, this episode's for you!

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"It's clear not enough of you have googled Porter Rockwell"

This week’s hottest movie is... Heretic. This film has everything: two Mormon missionaries, a sinister, and a house would make H. H. Holmes jealous. You’ve got theological debates that escalate faster than Todd can bring up he was raised the in LDS Church and Paige droping tons of cult knowledge. If you’re into faith-based thrillers that test the limits of belief, you won’t want to miss this!

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