Zombeavers
Released on 05/02/2017
We somehow managed to talk about a 77 minute movie about zombie beavers for almost an hour.  Please accept this beaver fact as an apology: Beavers are the second largest rodent in the world after the Capybara.
Death Race 2050
Released on 04/25/2017
It's the triumphant return of Brett. Â Also, we watch a movie that continues to make it look like we only watch B-Movies, which we don't.
Altered States
Released on 04/11/2017
Drugs, so easy a caveman could do them.
Helldriver
Released on 04/06/2017
When the fact that the title of the movie isn't shown until about 48 minutes in ranks as one of the least weird things about a movie, you're in for quite a ride.
The Sand
Released on 03/28/2017
A quick Google search reveals that this might be the only movie that features hot dog throwing as a monster dowsing rod.
Chained
Released on 03/21/2017
We learn the importance of finishing what you start from a literal murder dad this week.
Witchtrap
Released on 03/14/2017
How many witches could a witchtrap trap if a witchtrap could trap witches?
The Devil's Carnival
Released on 03/07/2017
We visit the Cirque du So Lame this week with a "horror musical" from the creators of Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives
Released on 03/01/2017
We enter a world of fantasy daggers, pun based names, and clear Tarantino influence in this week's episode.
Dickshark
Released on 02/22/2017
We mark our triumphant return to podcasting by watching a movie requested by dummyact with an estimated $6000 budget directed by Bill Zebub.
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