Slaughterhouse Princess

We cameth h're to chopeth wood and talketh liketh t wast shakespeare times, and we're all out of wood

Finally, a movie that proves interdimensional Eldritch abominations are made mostly of writhing piles of flesh and KY jelly.

In honor of Troy's newfound status as an amateur apiarist, we watched the first movie that we could think of involving bees, but not starring Nicolas Cage.

Have you ever thought to yourself, I sure would like to listen to an episode of Slaughterhouse Princess, but it's a little to tawdry to listen to with my kids/parents/cult leader?  Well, thanks to Patreon backer Thomas you can listen to this safe for work episode in mixed company with a minimal amount of shame.

This week we were joined by Patreon backer DairyTech in our movie chat.  And to make sure he had buyer's remorse, we let Brett pick the movie, even though we all said we wouldn't let him pick movies anymore.  The real question isn't did he regret it, but how fast did he regret it.

We somehow managed to talk about a 77 minute movie about zombie beavers for almost an hour.  Please accept this beaver fact as an apology: Beavers are the second largest rodent in the world after the Capybara.

It's the triumphant return of Brett.  Also, we watch a movie that continues to make it look like we only watch B-Movies, which we don't.

Drugs, so easy a caveman could do them.

When the fact that the title of the movie isn't shown until about 48 minutes in ranks as one of the least weird things about a movie, you're in for quite a ride.

A quick Google search reveals that this might be the only movie that features hot dog throwing as a monster dowsing rod.