Slaughterhouse Princess

What happens when Sam Raimi has a baby with Troma that gets put up for adoption and gets raised by highly pressurized bags of blood? Aside from a serious need to reform the adoption system, this movie.

A retelling of the classic deal with the devil story in the same vein as Faust , The Devil's Advocate, and The Transformers: The Movie.  Now featuring a solid 75% to 85% more heart shaped bitrhmarks.

Brett comes back just in time for a trip to the New Jersey bible belt to debate the finer points of cleavages, both front and back.

This movie spins us right round, baby.  Right round like a record, baby.  Right round round round.  Thankfully, the movie is better than this joke.

It took me about 20 minutes to realize this wasn't the gender swapped version of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants like I had originally thought it was.

The hardest part about being a Canadian werewolf is always having to say you're sorry, with seeing your sister's ghost after you killed her a being close second.

We take a look at a movie that's part Blair Witch and part Behind the Music, as requested by the guy so nice, we say his name twice, RCB.

It's a short one this week as we take a trip to the bayou and make several unfunny jokes because Troy wasn't here to keep us in check.

In our quest to educate as well as entertain, we wanted you to know hair fetishism is also known as trichophilia.  You're welcome.