Brotherhood of the Wolf
Released on 07/12/2017
It took me about 20 minutes to realize this wasn't the gender swapped version of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants like I had originally thought it was.
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
Released on 07/04/2017
The hardest part about being a Canadian werewolf is always having to say you're sorry, with seeing your sister's ghost after you killed her a being close second.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Released on 06/28/2017
We take a look at a movie that's part Blair Witch and part Behind the Music, as requested by the guy so nice, we say his name twice, RCB.
'Gator Bait
Released on 06/20/2017
It's a short one this week as we take a trip to the bayou and make several unfunny jokes because Troy wasn't here to keep us in check.
Exte: Hair Extensions
Released on 06/14/2017
In our quest to educate as well as entertain, we wanted you to know hair fetishism is also known as trichophilia.  You're welcome.
The VVitch
Released on 06/07/2017
We cameth h're to chopeth wood and talketh liketh t wast shakespeare times, and we're all out of wood
From Beyond
Released on 05/30/2017
Finally, a movie that proves interdimensional Eldritch abominations are made mostly of writhing piles of flesh and KY jelly.
Candyman
Released on 05/23/2017
In honor of Troy's newfound status as an amateur apiarist, we watched the first movie that we could think of involving bees, but not starring Nicolas Cage.
The Collector (1965)
Released on 05/17/2017
Have you ever thought to yourself, I sure would like to listen to an episode of Slaughterhouse Princess, but it's a little to tawdry to listen to with my kids/parents/cult leader? Â Well, thanks to Patreon backer Thomas you can listen to this safe for work episode in mixed company with a minimal amount of shame.
The Cell
Released on 05/09/2017
This week we were joined by Patreon backer DairyTech in our movie chat.  And to make sure he had buyer's remorse, we let Brett pick the movie, even though we all said we wouldn't let him pick movies anymore.  The real question isn't did he regret it, but how fast did he regret it.
Slaughterhouse Princess Ratings
Overall
Overall rating of the media
Atmosphere
How immersive and tense is the atmosphere
Story
Quality of the storyline and plot
Production Quality
Overall production value
Sound Design
Audio quality and sound effects
Entertainment Value
How entertaining is it
Educational Value
Learning and informational value