The Last Vampire on Earth
Released on 10/03/2017
Russ Ross Applesauce reminds us this week why we approach anything he suggests with cautious optimism, and are justified in doing so.
Possession (1981)
Released on 09/27/2017
We learned something this week, sometimes it takes time to wrap your head around something, to really appreciate it, and to take in the nuance of a work. And sometimes you ignore those facts and record a podcast 10 minutes later anyway.
How to be a Serial Killer
Released on 09/19/2017
We would like to take this opportunity to apologize for the lack of puns we made this week based on the fact that cereal and serial are homophones in this week's episode. Â It will never happen again.
From Dusk Till Dawn
Released on 09/06/2017
We grab our favorite agave-based booze this week and head south of the border for some classic vampire smashing action. OK, ramblers. Let's get rambling.
Green Room
Released on 08/30/2017
We have a special guest this week who brings her distinct views about punk rock music, as well as people who may or may not be at the front door. Â Please welcome to the podcast, Leia.
Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl
Released on 08/23/2017
What happens when Sam Raimi has a baby with Troma that gets put up for adoption and gets raised by highly pressurized bags of blood? Aside from a serious need to reform the adoption system, this movie.
Heartless
Released on 08/16/2017
A retelling of the classic deal with the devil story in the same vein as Faust , The Devil's Advocate, and The Transformers: The Movie.  Now featuring a solid 75% to 85% more heart shaped bitrhmarks.
Dr. Giggles
Released on 08/01/2017
Beware: Children at Play
Released on 07/25/2017
Brett comes back just in time for a trip to the New Jersey bible belt to debate the finer points of cleavages, both front and back.
Uzumaki
Released on 07/18/2017
This movie spins us right round, baby.  Right round like a record, baby.  Right round round round.  Thankfully, the movie is better than this joke.
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