Queer Horror High

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they kick off Black History month at THE bar and chat (or mumble) about James Bond III's under seen gem, Def by Temptation! They mull over the Temptress' long gold coke nails, big swinging d*cks, Gary Coleman, sax solo erotic blue fog dance moments, looking 10 and 46 at the same time, Cher shade, E.T.'s goth bride, and more, while touching on deeper socioeconomic themes.

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Come join (g)hosts (or demons?) Chris & Nickey as they hang out in the ugliest San Diego home while observing 2007's found fartage film, Paranormal Activity! Their Ouija board burns through conversations about press on nails for dolphins, flamingos in high waisted jeans, boring white people sex, a demon in the shower, Tremors doing double axels, Katie's hot girl Summer, cake farts and more before not answering a non existent listener question!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in... some European(?) country as they take a tour of Mel Stuart's more-horror-than-you-thought 1971 film, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory! Stops include bloody diarrhea looking chocolate, the creepy candy man, Charlie's lack of teeth, Mr. Nazi Scarface, grifting Grandpa Joe, Veruca's room of Prussian women, Willy Wonka the child murderer and more!

Trigger warning: discussions about pedophilia

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at Camp Crystal Lake as they verbally pick off the cast of Sean S. Cunningham's (whom we never mention once... oops) trope-forming slasher classic, Friday the 13th! They talk around the fire (while someone plays acoustic guitar) about vacation Bible school, Alice's son-from-Liar Liar haircut, Marcie's stupid f*cking dream, Anne from Guess Who, Brenda's Edith Bunker couture, Mrs. Voorhees getting hit in the beaver, and much more before answering two listener questions!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Woodsboro, California as they disembowel Wes Craven's 1996 meta slasher classic, Scream! They slice and dice their way through a variety of subjects, including Jiffy Pop's debt to Scream, Ghostface's sparkly gown, Sidney's Florida Evans muumuu, the slut shaming of Maureen Prescott, Ricki Lake, stabby gay fun times, Gale's blinding fruit colored suits, and loads more before NOT answering a listener question because this episode ran long!

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Come build a snowman with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in... Snowmanton, Wherever-the-f*ck, as they trudge through the white ass mess that is the 1997 straight-to-video product, Jack Frost! The (g)hosts are higher than ever as they skate around absolutely chilling topics such as red headed step children, big t*tty snow b*tch sculptures, Shannon Elizabeth's crazy resume, sh*tty oatmeal logs, baptisms by antifreeze, Gary Busey (and all his teeth), gravestone puns and more, before answering two more listener questions! Follow Queer Horror High on Instagram and Twitter @queerhorrorhigh.

Come take a road trip to Texas with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they sift through the filth of Tobe Hooper's 1974 horror masterpiece, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Destinations include buttfucking Humpty Dumpty corpse piles, bitch James Franco, wanting to be held by Leatherface, Pam chillin' in the meat freezer, Franklin's possum eater accent, Putty Patrol grandpa, Alvin Ailey dance montages and more!

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Come cast a spell with (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they head back to high school (emphasis on high) to ramble on about the absolutely witchening 1996 film, The Craft! They bubble up discussions of self-gaslighting goths, Bonnie's giant hideous coat, the shadiness of Charmed, racist Marcia Brady, a bunch of Robert de Niros on the beach, In-N-Out fries, Nancy as Tim Burton and more before answering their first listener question!

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(G)hosts Chris & Nickey cordially invite you to the Hollywood Hills for the roast of the characters in Karyn Kusama's 2015 film, The Invitation. They roast people named Eden, white people chanting on rocks by waterfalls, pantsless bitches in hallways, Pure Moods, toxic positivity, and more before rounding out the program with praise for the supportive, but not supported black women in this world. And then they roast Jared Leto just for the hell of it!

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Come listen to (g)hosts Chris & Nickey ramble about Britney Spears, some murderer, and Lake Ronkonkoma until the horses come drown themselves before diving deep into the well of Gore Verbinski's, The Ring (skip ahead to 37:19 to get right to us talking about the movie)! They circle a slew of topics, including eighth grade movie dates, pissy blue green filters, Rachel acting like Nancy Grace, Radio Shack, Anna Morgan's fashion choices, sleeping face down on a hard wood floor, and more! 

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