Ep. 36 - Spacejellygina
Released on 03/02/2023
Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Agua Dulce, California as they expect the unexpectable while exploring Jordan Peele's 2022 Western, Sci-Fi Horror film, Nope! They get devoured by a slew of topics including Keke mother f*cking Palmer, the legacy of Chris Kattan, tomboy lesbian chic, Ancient Aliens, gay Ted Nugent, p*ssy art, the right way to say "Bey," and much more!
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Ep. 35 - Ass by Stony
Released on 02/16/2023
Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in '90s LA to discuss the real life horrors in F. Gary Gray's 1996 hood classic, Set It Off! The (g)hosts shoot the shit on some rousing topics including pigeon nuggets, The Double Tree, Jada's Baltimore accent, Ursula the mute, Cleo's car-jacking service, Titi's sad little b*tch energy, Asian fusion soft fabric fashion and MUCH more, 'cause we got a LOT to say about this one.
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Ep. 34 - Violent Crimes Day
Released on 02/09/2023
Join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in the Bay Area for a junior HIGH school reunion as they celebrate Valentine's Day AKA Violent Crimes Day by experiencing the 2001 barely-sensical camp-fest, Valentine! Gather around a box of chocolates with LIVE MAGGOTS SOMEHOW BAKED INTO THEM as the (g)hosts reminisce about the Denise Richards of it all, Buffy's scraps, Dorothy looking like Brett Butler, men's necklaces of the '90s and 2000s, a white woman's lies, 2gether, Nickey finding out how the movies really ends, and much more!
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Ep. 33 - Beets and Joylessness
Released on 02/02/2023
Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Richard Gere's ass (DO ask) as they return from Winter break to cover their first animated film, Henry Selick's 2009 stop-motion fantasy, Coraline! They crawl through a slew of topics, including 2000s goth Cat Stevens music, little b*tch Dakota Fanning, white women in neck braces, the blurple rectum, Meryl Streep with cirrhosis, Keith David kitty, Spider-Karen and much more!
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Ep. 32 - Bar Bar Bar Barbarian!
Released on 12/16/2022
Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at this dumbass AirBnb in Detroit as they descend into the abyss of Zach Cregger's 2022 Horror hit, Barbarian! The (g)hosts cozy up on a piss stained mattress to discuss many hairy (nippled) topics, including toxic nice white guy bullsh*t, butthole eyes, hot farts, the cast of That '70s Show, 6000ft. measuring tape, swinging cave dweller t*tties, inbred daughter wives and much more!
Trigger warning: discussions about rape
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Ep. 31 - Blunt Rage
Released on 12/01/2022
Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at these six units of the Shadow Woods Apartments as they carve open the ‘80s "Thanksgiving" slasher, Blood Rage! They gobble up conversation surrounding vaguely festive topics such as getting finger popped in front of your kids, Terry's Chuck Norris meets Angela Lansbury hairdo, f*cking for rent, Maddy's t*tties being all out in front of the turkey, Herbal "Essentials," soft core porn, the Billie Jean toe tip and much more! And remember, it's not cranberry sauce!
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Ep. 30 - Better Bones & Gardens
Released on 11/10/2022
Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at the Firefly house to revel in the grime of Rob Zombie's 2003 exploitation film and one of the Nickey's (former?) favorites, House of 1000 Corpses! Get cozy with your favorite cereal in a dog bowl as they prattle on, while monstrously stoned, about White Zombie music video B-roll, Sheryl Pigeon, Baby giggling like JonBenét Ramsey, Jennifer Coolidge on meth, Otis' Garden State moment, Mya's "Case of the Ex," blood mud water and a hell of a lot more! Follow Queer Horror High on Instagram @queerhorrorhigh.
Ep. 29 - Hellaweed
Released on 10/31/2022
Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Haddonfield, "Illinois" as they carve their way through John Carpenter's seminal '70s slasher, Halloween! They totally talk about utterly fantastic topics including Fashion Bug, smart ass Annie, Laurie hitting the joint like she's kissing a hamster, trigger happy Dr. Loomis, Michael being Houdini, Nickey's hatred of Kyle Richards, Michael's moist mask and much, much more!
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Ep. 28 - Cher, Roaches and Julie
Released on 10/20/2022
Join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at Tower Bay to get hooked into the fun of the 1998 sequel that nobody asked for but BRANDYed itself into our hearts anyways, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer! The (g)hosts get jiggy wit some stormy topics including Julie having the personality of a dying house plant, Jack Black with dreads, vacation braids, the killer's racist agenda, Estes rising like Jesus, glass-proof Karla, big-t*ttied Eeyore and more!
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Ep. 27 - My Sister in Christ, You Must Relax
Released on 10/13/2022
Welcome back (g)hosts Chris & Nickey as they return for Season 2 of Queer Horror High by covering Rob Reiner's 1990 film adaption of Stephen King's, Misery! The (g)hosts are higher than ever and hobble through this episode while (sledge)hammering topics such as Chris & Nickey both having an ex that looks like Kathy Bates, Overconfident White Man Syndrome, Annie's butt cut, poop on poop on poop on poop, accidental seasonings, Nickey starting to identify with Annie, James Caan's toothy, overly white smile and much much more!
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