Queer Horror High

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in the basement of The Alamo as they yassify Tim Burton's quirky 1985 debut feature, Pee Wee's Big Adventure! The (g)hosts ride their $26,000 bikes (or they don't, because Chris still can't ride a bike) through a slew of vaguely queer topics, including toe-headed sh*t-c*nts, Pee Wee's big enby energy, the red (scare) symbolism, Tina the f*cking bitch, the manipulation of Dottie, porn theaters going out of style, Tim Burton's racism, and much more!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Berlin at The Metropol theater as they ooze into Lamberto Bava's vivid and fun 1985 cult classic, Demons! The (g)hosts crash their way through (the roof in a helicopter) a series of colorful topics including Christmas elf chic, Liz the Seeing Eye b*tch, Garetta Garetta's chaotic energy, Carmen's dildo tongue, getting a new set of characters for no reason, snorting coke out of a Coke can, the Italianness of it all, and much more in their most petite episode yet!

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Join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Bakersfield, California as they suck on a pipe to save their lives while investigating Tarsem Singh's 2000 J.Lo-starring jaunt, The Cell! They hook themselves into a slew of traumatic topics, including Carl looking like Annie Wilkes' son, getting high and watching Fantastic Planet, Gabby Petito, Detective Gordon Ramsey, J.Lo's whispery, breathy voice, the Slap Chop for a horse, global fusion decor, and much more!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at the Mor Furniture for Less (which is not Swedish or German, but San Diegan!) as they have an existential crisis while covering Skip Schoolnik's 1988 zirconia in the rough, Hide and Go Shriek for Gay Shame Month! The (g)hosts spread 'em large and tee hee their way through a bevy of topics including lazy ass quick drag, the cool girls vs. the shlumpy girls, ugly department store lingerie, dying with wet nipples, Candace Cameron Brother F*cker, Judy's striptease in loose knee length culottes, d*ck-ready mannequins, and much more!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in either Heaven or Hell as they jingle the chains of Clive Barker's 1987 queer Horror cult classic, Hellraiser! They absolutely raise some hell (maybe too much) while needling around some puzzling topics, including thrusscissoring, shoooooooulder paaads, straight goggles, Julia's Annie Lennox/David Bowie androgynous femme realness, kink shaming, Frank's jizzy sheen, the genderless nature of Pinhead and much more!

Trigger warning: discussions about suicide

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in some town where all the adults suck at their jobs as they finally frolic, very highly, through the plot holes of John Lafia's 1990 silly Slasher sequel, Child's Play 2! They stab their way through a range of goofy topics including mice-eater teeth, Joanne's vaguely British accent, Cassie, The Simpson's ghastly foyer, egg salad, Beth Grant, Chucky's b*tch fit, and much more!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in New York's Skid Row to NOT sing along to Frank Oz's 1986 Horror comedy musical, Little Shop of Horrors for their short and sweet 2023 4/20 episode! They celebrate the meanest and greenest of holidays by toking to topiary-y topics like The Skid Row Dreamgirls, $1.50 Canal Street Qi Paos, Audrey II's kissy noises, MLMs, roadkill mouth, Audrey singing from the bottom of her taint, Tisha Campbell dressed as Tyra Banks and more!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at the nondescript Windsor College to study Wes Craven's 1997 meta slasher sequel, Scream 2! The (g)hosts cut (some Greek letters) into some hazy topics including ugly brown leather jackets, blaming violence on the movies, Crazytown, Gale's January 6th vibes, chunky buttoned phone ASMR, low key super gay crucifixion, Debbie Salt's makeover, and much more!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey at some nice ass estate in a storm without Wi-Fi (gasp!) as they're triggered by Halina Reijn's 2022 satirical, Horror comedy, Bodies Bodies Bodies! The (g)hosts get into the nitty gritty of some toxic topics, including coochie grabbing in the woods, the right way to eat zucchini, white girls stealing from Forever 21, gaslighting, Goop, rejecting other people's dreams, the hardships of podcasting, and much more!

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Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in Harlem, New Yawk (where Nickey echoes and Chris can't pronounce "Quiles") to confront Ernest Dickerson's 1992 Horror-adjacent, hood classic, Juice! They sink their gold tooth into JUICY topics, including Traffic Cone, a mouthful of iPads, not saying R.I.P. to Chris Benoit, the failed ho-into-nurse pipeline, Rae Dawn Chong, black masculinity, parallels with The Craft and much more!

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