Slaughterhouse Princess

Danxig made a movie. We sat through it. We're all sorry.

Grab some opossum rinds and get ready for the best reason to avoid trailer parks at night since the last reason you had to do so.

Grab some opossum rinds and get ready for the best reason to avoid trailer parks at night since the last reason you had to do so.

We finish up the Prophecy franchise with the final chapter.  Does it stick the landing or was it a case of trying to ice skate uphill?  Whatever happens, at least Tony Todd was there.

We finish up the Prophecy franchise with the final chapter.  Does it stick the landing or was it a case of trying to ice skate uphill?  Whatever happens, at least Tony Todd was there.

It's the first of the last Prophecy movies this week featuring not Benedict Cumberbatch, the girl from Sliders, and the Romanian countryside.

It's the first of the last Prophecy movies this week featuring not Benedict Cumberbatch, the girl from Sliders, and the Romanian countryside.

We reach the halfway point in our Prophecy movie marathon and the end of Christopher Walken being in them.  It looks like it's all downhill from here.

We reach the halfway point in our Prophecy movie marathon and the end of Christopher Walken being in them.  It looks like it's all downhill from here.

The second installment of the Prophecy series gives us more violent angel hallucinations, mid tier celebrities, and the addition of half-angel babies.  Will the second one convert you or will it keep you as a non-believer?