Slaughterhouse Princess

Finally a movie that's not afraid to say what we all were thinking:  The MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.

Also Troy was right.

You know how when you're watching Hellraiser and you say to yourself, this is OK, but it needs more of a Saw vibe and also loose ties to an MMORPG?  This movie has just what you're looking for.

You know how when you're watching Hellraiser and you say to yourself, this is OK, but it needs more of a Saw vibe and also loose ties to an MMORPG?  This movie has just what you're looking for.

It's a movie starring Fred Astaire and the Borg Queen and also there are ghosts.

It's a movie starring Fred Astaire and the Borg Queen and also there are ghosts.

Hotlanta's not here this week, better get to the German art film before he gets back.

Hotlanta's not here this week, better get to the German art film before he gets back.

It's time to flex your subtitle muscles and learn how to play Edward VHS Hands in the traditional Greek style.

It's time to flex your subtitle muscles and learn how to play Edward VHS Hands in the traditional Greek style.

Get ready to scream like banshees this week as we explore the proper way to get ready for your upcoming formal dance.