The Horror Virgin

"My nightmare is they won't make any more of these movies"

Join the gang this week while we venture to Spain to try and sell our dead father's family abbey.  Will Father Mikey ask for forgiveness for loving down a lady? Will Paige convince Father Crowe to exorcist the demon outta Todd so we can sell this damn place?  Find out now!

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: The Pope's Exorcist (2023)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"The most feared predator in history...is no longer history."

Join the gang this week while we break down this truly insane creature feature.  Will Todd geek out over the truly unbelievable science in this movie?  Will Paige find any way she can to mention that tentacles are sexy? Will Mikey explain the nuances of a "Mikey Movie"? find out now!

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: The Pope's Exorcist (2023)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"This ain't no pleasure cruise."

Join the gang this week while we break down a movie so bonkers you will swear it was written in the 80s on cocaine.  But it was made in the late 90s and this movie has EVERYTHING!  A cruise ship owner that wants to sink his boat for the insurance, a mercenary captain looking for love in the South China Sea,  a lady cat burglar who might also be looking for a Treat if ya know what I mean.  Oh yeah and also the SEA MONSTER THAT ATTACKS THEM!!!  This movie is perfect and the episode is bonkers.  Enjoy!!!

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: The Meg (2018)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Aliens thrilled you... The Thing shocked you... Now experience real fear..."

Join the gang this week while we travel 3 miles below the ocean to mine silver... for some reason.  Will Mikey find True love while sharing a flask of vodka?  Will Todd convince his fellow sea miners to unionize? Will Paige find any to be the only woman alive with young Robocop at the end?  find out now!

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: Deep Rising (1998)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"This time... It's personal."

Join the gang this week while we travel from Amity to the Bahamas to get away from all these sharks.  Cause sharks don't like to swim in warm water.  So we will be safe in the Bahamas, right?  Like it would be INSANE for one shark to travel from Amity to the Bahamas just for revenge right?  I hope that isn't what this movie is about.

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: Leviathan (1989)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Life and Death are Meaningless...And Pain Is God."

Join the gang this week while we break down our first-ever Rob Zombie film.  We had a LOT of fun in this episode.  did we enjoy the movie?... Kinda.  You'll have to listen to find out.

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"There's Roadkill All Over Texas"

Join the gang while we break down the 3rd installment of the TCM franchise.  This movie is not good.  But this movie almost has it all.  Aragorn? Check.  Ken Foree? Check.  A huge saw that looks too expensive to be used for cutting up people? Check. Enjoy this fun episode.

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"The bayou has its own law... and they just broke it."

Join the gang this week while we continue our southern slashers series with our breakdown of Southern Comfort. This movie seems a little ahead of its time but as we find out throughout the episode, the director didn't AT ALL mean it to be. Enjoy the episode!

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's the last one you'll ever take."

Join the gang this week while we venture into the deep south.  Will our gang make it through the backwoods of the deep south, or will they make a WRONG TURN!!!!!! Find out now.

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: Southern Comfort (1981)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"You'll never guess who's been down this river"

Join the gang while we break down one of the most Iconic horror films on the 1970's. Will Paige confirm that she is too "indoorsy" for this movie? Will Mikey Talk a LOT about his experiences on this river?  Will Todd struggle to come up with a third thing to list while writing an episode blurb?  Find out now!

Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin

Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram

Up Next: Wrong Turn (2003)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.