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"Life finds a way"

Merry Christmas!!!!  It's that magic time of the month of a magical time of year when not only do the listeners get to pick the listener request.  They can pick ANY movie they want, regardless of theme.  And this year the listeners picked Jurassic Park!  This movie RIPS and is of course a classic movie that blew people away in 1993 and us again when we watched it for the episode.  Please enjoy this Christmas edition of The Horror Virgin!

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Up Next: Carrie (Revisited - 1976)

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"Every time a bell rings an angel gets to kill."

Join the gang this week while we break down the better version of "It's a Wonderful Life.  Because the Potter Characters actually get what is coming to them.  Look.  Is this movie a work of art?  No.  not at all.  But is it so much fun it is absolutely going to be a "Go to" Christmas Horror Movie each year?  Hell yes!

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Up Next: Jurassic Park (1993)

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Happy 300th Episode!!!

Join the laughter-packed celebration of The Horror Virgin's 300th episode as the crew unravels the enigmatic Hitchcock classic, Psycho (1960). Tune in for the comedic breakdown, fun insights, and a heartfelt thank you to our incredible listeners. This milestone wouldn't be possible without your support and enthusiastic word-of-mouth. So, let's embark on a cinematic journey together, minus the screams, and share the joy of horror with gratitude!

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Up Next: It's a Wonderful Knife (2023)

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"What is happening?"

Step into the chaos with the crew and our awesome guest, Jason Pargin, as we unravel the mysteries of a mind-bending movie. We boldly venture into this cinematic experience with zero knowledge of the video game lore – because, let's face it, we're here to review the movie, not the games. Brace yourselves for a wild ride through confusion as we try to make sense of everything that unfolds. Despite the perplexity, one thing is crystal clear – we totally get why this flick raked in the big bucks at the box office!

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Up Next: Psycho (1960)

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"Welcome to Barrow (Alaska), Inhabitants: 3"

Join the gang this week while we revisit a town that goes zero sunlight for 30 days.  Will Todd go mad with Seasonal effectiveness disorder?   Will Paige try to bang Snow Crixus?  Will Mikey finally get to cut a child's head off with a dull axe?  Find out now while we Revisit 30 Days of Night!!!

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Up Next: Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)

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"The year is 1766... The hunt for a killer has begun"

Join the gang this week while we break down a Werewolf movie so wild there isn't even a Werewolf movie in it and we didn't care AT ALL.  This movie has everything, a French Fuckboi, Literally the best thing to ever come out of the American continent, and the Pope's Sexercist.  What's not to love?  

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Up Next: 30 Days of Night (2007)

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"Love Never Dies"

Dive into this week's episode as the gang delves into the quirkiest Dracula movie to date. Is Gary Oldman's portrayal of Dracula downright eccentric? Does Keanu Reeves deliver his most compelling performance yet? Mikey and Todd may just overuse the term "Bram Stoker's Dracula." Spoiler alert: they absolutely do. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in and enjoy the banter!

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Up Next: Brotherhood of The Wolf (2001)

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"A Bitch of a Werewolf Movie"

Join the gang this week while we go to the woods of Scotland for a special training mission.  Will Todd wash out of the special forces program for not being able to kill a dog?  Will Paige we mesmerized by the Werewolves' large shoulders?  Will Mikey find a way to justify shooting his dog?  Find out now.

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Up Next: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

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"Ten Years Ago he changed the face Of Halloween, now he's back."

Join the gang this week while we head back to Haddonfield, Illinois because Michael Myers is on the loose.  This time he is on the hunt for Jamie (Laurie's Daughter).  Why is he hunting her?  No idea.  We aren't sure it's important.  But Dr. Loomis is putting off renegade cop vibes in this movie and we are here for it!

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Up Next: Dog Soldiers (2003)

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"The Honeymoon's Gonna Be Killer."

Join the gang this week while we break down a move that we could have also done on Romancing the POd.  Cause at the core of this movie, it's about a guy meeting someone with similar interests and falling in love with them, then getting married and having a baby.  It just so happens that they are dolls and the interest they share is murder.  

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Up Next: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

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