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Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 89: TV Horror Part 1! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 89: TV Horror Part 1!

Released on 01/22/2019

It’s another long one! Your hosts Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall are joined by Jillian Venters of Gothic Charm School to discuss their favorite horror on the television! And Netflix. And Prime. Let’s just say it’s stuff you don’t watch in the theater?

Tune in next time for their very excited discussion of favorites Hannibal and Penny Dreadful!

And since I, Handsome Husband Jim write these posts, I get to mention a show they didn’t, the 1980s show Werewolf, which was one of my first exposures to horror and can be summed up as the Incredible Hulk TV series, just with a shockingly well made werewolf instead of Lou Ferrigno. And who was quite the player behind the scenes.

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 88: 2018 Year End Review Part 2! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 88: 2018 Year End Review Part 2!

Released on 01/01/2019

Happy New Year! Here’s the 2nd part of our year end review, with
Jennifer Lovely, Rhias Hall,  Jillian Venters (of Gothic Charm School), and Jeff Harris (from Fanboy News Network), and Handsome Husband Jim’s picks for their top 5 of the year, along with some TV horror talk, and what they’re looking forward to in the new year.

(And for the record, we showed everyone Halloween (2018) and they loved it.)

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 88: 2018 Year End Review Part 1! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 88: 2018 Year End Review Part 1!

Released on 12/31/2018

It’s the end of the year and that means a look back at the horror movies of the past 365 days, though it feels like 365,000. Did you know that Black Panther came out this year? Crazy, right?

Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall are joined for the festivities by Jillian Venters of Gothic Charm School, Jeff Harris from Fanboy News Network, and Handsome Husband Jim. Because they talked so long, this one is split into two parts. Enjoy their 6 through 10 picks, and look for the 2nd part next year! 😉

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 87: Single Location Horror! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 87: Single Location Horror!

Released on 12/18/2018

As foretold in last episode’s micommunication, this week your hosts discuss horror that happens in one place (but not in a house, since they just did that). Listen as Jennifer Lovely gives credit where it’s due for a director she dislikes, and Rhias Hall apologizes to Dave Navarro. Plus Handsome Husband Jim goes 1-1 for film recommendations!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 86: Horror in Houses! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 86: Horror in Houses!

Released on 12/03/2018

Welcome back to Don’t Read the Latin, where two older ladies argue! (Trust me, that’ll make more sense after you listen.) This one is about horror movies set in houses… or at least that was the idea. Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall take you to a cul-de-sac of creepiness, so lock your doors and stay safe!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 85: Horror Comedies! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 85: Horror Comedies!

Released on 11/12/2018

Hey, everyone, we are back from weddings, honeymoons, and horrible air quality to bring you a brand new episode. In this episode, Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall discuss their favorite funny scary movies, joined by special guest and newly upgraded Handsome Husband Jim! You’ll find that Jennifer doesn’t understand Earth humor, Rhias loves her some cannibal movies, and Jim has some questionable taste. Enjoy!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 84: Creepy Kids! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 84: Creepy Kids!

Released on 10/08/2018

We are back, and if you hear something shuffling down the hall asking for Mommy and Daddy, don’t answer, because it’s time for Creepy Kids! Rhias Hall and Jennifer Lovely break down their favorites of the genre, but it’s just for toddlers and up. Babies are their own kind of awful: awfully delicious!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 83: Bad But Beloved! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 83: Bad But Beloved!

Released on 09/24/2018

After some minor technical difficulties, we are back, and this time around your hosts Rhias Hall and Jennifer Lovely talk about the movies they know are bad (or at least other people think they are), but love them anyway.

And as a side note, I, Handsome Fiance Jim, think that the Howling werewolves were terrifying with their too-long, weirdly jointed fingers, and that the Brendan Fraser Mummy was the bomb; it totally buckled my swash.

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 82: Lesser Known Vampire Films! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 82: Lesser Known Vampire Films!

Released on 09/04/2018

After Labor Day comes the fruits of our labors: a new episode! In this one, your hosts Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall are joined by their vampire expert friend, Jillian Venters of Gothic Charm School! Together, they discuss their favorite vampire movies you might not know about, from the 30’s until today!

Sadly, I, Handsome Fiance Jim, did not have time to rewatch some of my obscure favorites, so you are spared a mention of Blood and Donuts, To Sleep With The Vampire, and Embrace of the Vampire… or are you? Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 81: Sci-Fi Horror! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 81: Sci-Fi Horror!

Released on 08/13/2018

It’s that time, and here’s another episode, all about Sci-Fi horror! There’s some real lesser known gems in here, too, but Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall still pay tribute to the classics. Plug in your headphones, but remember to watch the skies!

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