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Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 98: Hispanic Horror! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 98: Hispanic Horror!

Released on 07/01/2019

Hello again, Latin Listeners, this time Rhias Hall and Jennifer Lovely look at Spanish spookiness, Mexican macabre, Honduran horror, and Venezuelan… vampirism? Okay, that kind of got away from me there.

Plus, your hosts out themselves as pro wrestling fans, and you’ll hear Rhias use the term, “Inferred boners”, which is now the name of my Motley Crue cover band. Enjoy!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 97: Pets Gone Bad! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 97: Pets Gone Bad!

Released on 06/17/2019

Welcome back, deer listeners, as it’s time for another episode of Don’t Read the Latin! This time, Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall are coming atcha with their favorite movies about our domesticated buddies taking matters into their own paws! Side note: Rhias says the movie Roar is about lions, but I seem to remember it being about tigers. I think this bears more research. Oh, my!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 96: Horror From The UK! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 96: Horror From The UK!

Released on 05/27/2019

I say, did you know that the English Isles aren’t all Doctor Who and the original Office? Well, Rhias Hall and Jennifer Lovely are here to help round out your knowledge of UK horror with what they’ve enjoyed. Rhias gets historical, Jennifer gets modern, so no matter your preference they have you covered. Pip pip and cheerio, and whatnot!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 95: Crypticon Revisited! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 95: Crypticon Revisited!

Released on 05/13/2019

Hey, Latineers, Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall just got back from Crypticon, one of the most beloved horror conventions in the northwest, and they want to tell you all about it! They’re joined by Jillian Venters of
Gothic Charm School, who went to Crypticon for the first time! You should make next year your first time too!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 94: Folk Horror! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 94: Folk Horror!

Released on 04/22/2019

Hey there, it’s time for another Don’t Read the Latin! This time around, Rhias Hall and Jennifer Lovely talk about folk horror. They’re not on the same page as to what makes a movie folk horror, but Max the yelling cat soon sets them straight.

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 93: You Should Watch This! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 93: You Should Watch This!

Released on 04/08/2019

Hey Latin fans, we’re back again, and this time around Rhias Hall was under the weather, so Jennifer Lovely called an audible and brought in me, Handsome Husband Jim for a show about hidden gems from the last 10 years. We have different tastes, so they’re very different lists.

We also go over a couple of new movies, like Pet Sematary, but we cut the spoilery stuff to go after the credits. So if you want the whole truth of our opinions, keep listening like it was a Marvel movie for that after-credits goodness!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 92: Screamplays Based On Books! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 92: Screamplays Based On Books!

Released on 03/25/2019

With a punny title like that, I feel like the opening here should be, “Hello, kiddies, welcome to another episode of Tales From The Crypt Don’t Read The Latin!”

This time, Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall are joined by Jillian Venters of Gothic Charm School to talk about their favorite books turned into movies. Spoiler: A fair number of them are vampire ones for some reason *cough*Jillian*cough*

And check out Rhias’ and Jillian’s podcast The Night Library for more book-related content!

(Note: the pun in the title wasn’t me, for once. It was Rhias.)

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 91: Little Monsters! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 91: Little Monsters!

Released on 03/11/2019

Hey, we’re back again, and this time Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall talk about movies with tiny terrors in them. They’re joined by our own little monster, Max the cat, who has big kitty opinions on everything. And no, I still haven’t watched Tag yet.

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 90: Grand Dame Guignol! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 90: Grand Dame Guignol!

Released on 02/18/2019

Hey, horror fans, Jennifer Lovely and Rhias Hall are back, this time to discuss the genre of films various called Psychobiddy, Hagsploitation, or, as Jen prefers it, Grand Dame Guignol. Rhias will explain it better than I could in the episode, but it involves older actresses returning to the screen in horror roles. Plus the cats have lots of opinions, and little girls get nosebleeds. Enjoy!

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 89: TV Horror Part 2! - Don't Read The Latin

Don’t Read The Latin! Episode 89: TV Horror Part 2!

Released on 02/05/2019

Welcome back! We all had a snow day here, but now we join our hosts, Rhias Hall and Jennifer Lovely along with special guest Jillian Venters of
Gothic Charm School to finish up their discussion of television horror with their perennial favorites, Hannibal and Penny Dreadful. And that’s all they talk about. They really love Hannibal and Penny Dreadful, and hopefully you do (or will), too!

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