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Tiny Vampires (tm)

A lot happens in the small town of Johns Cross, but nothing changes. Not since the Native Massacre. Hundreds of tiny vampires who dress like Puritans and curse like deranged Shakespearean sailors make sure of it.The only person can see them is Josephs Joseph, a dateless college dropout pizza delivery guy with a penchant for garlic knots and bottled holy water.Tombstones sink into the ancient cemetery, Ginny Crack's lawn catches on fire and won't go out, and a girl's hapless dog stays true beyond the grave. Old lovers are reunited, fortunes are made and lost and ancient underground cities are revealed, only to be forgotten as soon as they are seen.Visit the weird little town of Johns Cross and enjoy the everyday ravings of the undead people who have lived there for hundreds of years--and hope you don't fit in.

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