Tiny Vampires (tm)

Josephs Joseph is stuck. He’s come back to the small town of Johns Cross after a year of college and the only job he can find is delivering pizzas. His dog has gas, his girlfriend may be dating his worst enemy, and his tiny house is infested with equally Tiny Vampires who won’t let him, or anyone, get ahead. Johns Cross, just down the Euphrates river from Paridee, PA, has a long history of baffling disappearances, strange happenings, and weird sightings. Almost everyone knows about them and virtually no one will admit it. This story collection forms a perfect circle that centers around Josephs, a nineteen year old pizza delivery guy, and the town of Johns Cross. But it is filled with babysitters and their otherworldly dogs, other people who never left town–from the tweaked out meth head, to a gang of Goths summoning the dead, to the brother who left town with a terrible secret only to return half a century later–and creatures that have stayed in town for centuries.If you like, or can laugh at, vampires, chocolate, drunken locals, toilets that catch on fire, or mayhem at the Homecoming Game, you’ll like Tiny Vampires. It's funny, chaotic, and a little literary.

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