Cast
John Kassir
Crypt Keeper (voice)
Michelle Johnson
Liz Kelly-Dixon
Billy Wirth
Ted
Tony Goldwyn
Dr. Carl Fairbanks
Ke Huy Quan
Josh
Rutanya Alda
Mildred
Kimmy Robertson
Lisa
Tim Roth
Jack Craig
Vanity
Katherine
Vincent Schiavelli
Robert
Eric Douglas
Lt. Martin Kalthrob
Paul Gleason
Det. Robinson
Annabelle Gurwitch
Louise
Lance Henriksen
Sgt. Ripper
Brion James
Steve Dixon
Richard Jordan
Charles McKenzie
James Remar
Red Buckley
Anita Morris
Fuchsia Monroe
Rita Wilson
Jess Gilchrist
Sandra Dickinson
Sally
William Atherton
Malcolm Mayflower
Graham Jarvis
Grundy
Kirk Douglas
Gen. Kalthrob
Aron Eisenberg
Aaron
Louise Fletcher
Agent
Debra Mooney
Ellen
Faye Grant
Janet
Steven Weber
Dale Sweeney
Richard Herd
Phil Stone
John Rhys-Davies
Duval
George Wendt
Mr. Crosswhite
Tony Pierce
Banjo
Beau Bridges
Dr. Martin Fairbanks
Whoopi Goldberg
Peligre
Ally Walker
Elaine Tillman
Tristan Rogers
Evian Monroe
Dan Aykroyd
Captain Milligan
John Capodice
Mike
John Astin
Nelson Halliwell
Malcolm McDowell
Donald Longtooth
Jason Marsden
Jess
John Glover
Undertaker
Anthony LaPaglia
Abel, the Cable Guy
Dan Martin
Snaz
Sandra Bernhard
Sheila Winters
Hugh Holub
Al
Marg Helgenberger
Vicki
Jon Polito
Nikos Stano
Peter Schuck
Bernie
Alan Rachins
Leon
Bruce Boxleitner
Winton Robbins
Kyle MacLachlan
Earl Raymond Digs
George DelHoyo
Policeman
Bruce McGill
Luigi "Lou" Paloma
Teri Garr
Irene Paloma
Mariel Hemingway
Miranda Singer
Andrew McCarthy
Edward Foster
Bruno Kirby
Billy Paloma
James Tolkan
Sgt. McClaine
Michael J. Fox
Prosecutor
Jon Lovitz
Barry Blye
Mary McKuen
Group Leader
David Hemmings
Mr. Stronham
Kathleen Freeman
Mrs. Parker
Carroll Baker
Mother Paloma
Carlos Lacámara
Paolo
Yvette Freeman
Jury Forewoman
Ben Hartigan
Chaplain
Paul Benedict
Beaks
Gregory Cooke
Hamlet Actor
Bob Larkin
Gravedigger
Joseph Cardinale
Mr. Kroger
Jason Kelly
Officer
Orlando Bonner
Bartender
Henry Brown
Phillipe
Paul Anthony Weber
Charlie
Michael Berryman
Rupert Van Helsing
Gloria Dawson
Old Lady
Rick Avery
Mugger (uncredited)
Roya Megnot
Sharon
Nancy Fish
Landlady
Stuart Mabray
Doctor Mowbray
Rod Britt
Man
Kevin Brief
Detective
Arabella Holzbog
Dead Corpse (uncredited)
Scott Fults
Norm
Nick Angotti
Copard
Frank Kopyc
Climsky
Stack Pierce
Dancer
Gary Pagett
Minister
Jacqylyn Moet
Woman
Alan Palo
Artie
Joel Silver
Crypt Keeper's Chainsaw Victim
Judy Jean Berns
Globe Secretary
Parker Kane
Quebec
Dominick Morra
Priest
Steve Boyum
King
Chuck Picerni Jr.
Jones
Anthony Gallo
Corporal
R. David Smith
Soldier
Steven A. Hite
Soldier (uncredited)
Tina Bockrath
Paula / Cadaver
Lucinda Weist
Kelly
Episodes
Loved to Death
In Los Angeles, the aspirant screenwriter Edward Foster from Indiana has a crush on his neighbor Miranda Singer. However, the bimbo Miranda is an aspirant actress and gold digger and does not give attention to Edward. His unrequited love calls the attention of his creepy landlord Mr. Stronham that offers Edward a love potion to seduce Miranda. Will the potion work?
Carrion Death
A sadistic serial killer has unforeseen complications when pursued by a determined motorcycle cop in a barren desert.
The Trap
Indebted unhappy married couple, Lou and Irene, commit a life insurance fraud. Lou's brother Billy helps him fake his death and leave for Mexico. But Irene and Billy fall in love and when Lou returns, they claim they don't know him.
Abra Cadaver
Carl and Marty are siblings who work at a hospital. Carl shows Marty his new way of proving that the brain lives after the body dies. The whole thing turns out to be a prank but the shock of the joke gives Marty a heart attack. Years later Marty hasn't forgiven Carl and plans a deadly revenge. Marty then reveals that it was an act of revenge on Carl and the whole thing was a joke ... or was it?
Top Billing
Barry Blye is a frustrated actor who will do anything to get a part. He's been rejected by every acting company because he doesn't have the right look. Bad luck follows him all over. First his girlfriend breaks up with him. Then he's kicked out of his apartment. Then his old rival Winton Robins, who has ""the look"", gets a part in a weird theater's production of Hamlet. Barry goes into a frustrated rage and strangles him to death to take the part. He is shocked when he learns that the theater is really a mental hospital.
Dead Wait
Red is a low life crook who is looking for a black pearl. He finds that it's on a island belonging to an ailing millionaire. He plans with the millionaire's mistress to steal the pearl but she turns on him. Fortunately a voodoo priestess comes to the rescue but she has something special for him that he'll never forget.
The Reluctant Vampire
A vampire is working at a blood bank as a night watchman. However, when the blood seems to be running low the vampire returns to getting blood the old fashion way. When the owner arrives at the vampire's lair he tries to black mail him, but as fate as would have it, the vampire's sexy secretary shows up and knocks him into the vampire's coffin. Some vampire hunters mistake him for the vampire and he gets a wonderful juicy stake.
Easel Kill Ya
Jack is an artist who has a strange talent for painting pictures of corpses. One day he falls for a beautiful girl who tempts him into painting more. Jack turns over a new leaf for his love. One day she is the victim of a hit and run. Jack kills a man outside the hospital to pay for her operation but she dies because the man he killed was the man who was going to perform her operation.
Undertaking Palor
Four boys who have a talent for video taping uncover some weird things at the undertaker's. Soon revenge comes when one the boy's father becomes a victim. They begin video taping the undertaker's evil deeds which he soon discovers in horror.
Mournin' Mess
A regretful reporter is investigating some murders of homeless people. He meets up with a man who is the prime suspect in the murders but when he fails to deliver a story his boss fires him. He then discovers that the new cemetery by a group called Ghouls is the cause for all the deaths in the neighborhood and guess who's the next victim.
Split Second
Dixon is a lumberjack who marries a sexy barmaid named Liz Kelly. Soon after, he turns from sweet Dr. Jekyll into cruel Mr. Hyde. He is jealous of her when the boys find her attractive. One day a new lumberjack comes to town and Liz finds Ted attractive. When he catches them in the bed together, Dixon goes in a jealous rage and whacks him blinding him. The boys help him seek revenge on Dixon and Liz.
Deadline
Charlie Mackenzie is an out of work reporter who wants his life back. One night while at his favorite bar hang out, Charlie meets a beautiful women who seems to turn his life around. He gets his job back, but his boss agrees to rehire him only if Charlie can bring in a murder story soon. One night while at Greek diner he overhears the owner strangle his girlfriend. Charlie interviews him and goes to where the body is, but she is not dead. Charlie discovers that it's his girlfriend Vicky. To make sure the paper's got enough evidence, he strangles her to death but the shock of the murder lands him in a mental hospital inside a padded cell.
Spoiled
Janet is a soap opera loving woman. She likes to watch soaps everyday. She even imitates them. One day she misses the end of her favorite soap opera when the TV goes on the fritz. She decides to get cable soon. Janet finds her self falling for the attractive cable installer. When her Surgeon husband discovers what's going on, he decides to make them part of his experiment.
Yellow
The general is ashamed when he learns that the rumors of the Lt. (who is also his son) being a coward are true. He offers his son a way out of the army if he can take part in one last mission. The Lt. panics and leaves while his comrades are killed by the enemy. His father sentences him to die by firing squad. Fortunately the guns are loaded with blanks, or so he says.
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