The vampires return to Staten Island to find their mansion on the verge of total structural collapse — and with no money to repair it. While Nandor’s eternal search for love finally yields results, Nadja finally realizes her dream of opening the hottest vampire nightclub in the Tri-State Area. Laszlo struggles with the question of nature versus nurture as he tries raising Baby Colin to be anything other than an energy vampire. And even Guillermo finds himself on a powerful emotional track that touches on his love for his family, and for others.
Cast
Kayvan Novak
Nandor the Relentless
Matt Berry
Laszlo Cravensworth
Natasia Demetriou
Nadja
Harvey Guillén
Guillermo de la Cruz
Mark Proksch
Colin Robinson / Baby Colin
Kristen Schaal
Floating Woman / The Guide
Craig Burnatowski
The Silent One
Nick Kroll
Simon the Devious
Shawn Klush
Vampire Elvis
Michael Dara
Count Rapula
Faisal Butt
Kelvin
Jesse Camacho
Head Vampire
Sam Al Esai
Crew Guy Kevin
Kamiran Aldeo
Ahmed
Willow Astbury
Baby Colin 4
Christina Dixon
Alice
Nadine Djoury
Mina
Tig Fong
Kublai
Laiko Foroughi
Nasrin
Hailey Imany
Darya
Sarah Khasrovi
Zahra
Shiva Safari
Roshni
Fereshteh Samimi
Armani
Bahareh Yaraghi
Reem
Emily Mitchell
Baby Colin 1
Griffin Wurster
Baby Colin 2
Daxton William Lund
Baby Colin 5
Affion Crockett
Richie Suck
Fred Armisen
Tom 'Doctor Tom' Schmidt
Mustafa Bulut
Patron
Peter Bou-Ghannam
Marwa's Father
John Balabik
Inspector
Al Roberts
Freddie
Susan Applewhaite
Crone Cage Vendor
Steve Bidwell
Older Gentleman
Peggy Calvert
Elderly Lady Familiar
Nick Corirossi
Ring Master
Shel Goldstein
Hag Vampire
Nicolas Grimes
Menacing Vampire
Michael Hough
Hobgoblin
Kurtys Kidd
Demon
Joel Koshy
Young Vampire
Laura Ramoso
Valkyrie 1
Alex Jade
Valkyrie 2
Abbas Wahab
Subway Performer
Richard Willis
Warlock
Peter Francis James
Headmaster Warren
Sal Vulcano
Sal Vulcano
Jael Obasi
Vampire Kid #1
Evie Loiselle
Vampire Kid #2
Doug Jones
Baron Afanas
Chris Sandiford
Derek
Anoop Desai
Djinn
Louis Adams
Chef
Leeann Ball
Vampire Woman
Jason Sklar
Toby
Randy Sklar
Bran
Aida Keykhayi
Marwa's Mother
Chris Mark
The Sire
Jean-Michel Richaud
The Sire (voice)
Tina Morasco
Narrator (voice)
Guy Quango
Random Vampire
Nancy Yu
Beautiful Vampire
Anthony Atamanuik
Sean Rinaldi
Myrna Cabello
Silvia
Parisa Fakhri
Marwa
David Boyce
Guidance Counselor
Emma McCoslin
Maite
Marissa Jaret Winokur
Charmaine Rinaldi
Frankie Quinones
Miguel
Socorro Santiago
Valeria
Vaios Skretas
Jersey Devil
Joseph Franco
Child Colin #4
Angelica Alejandro
Sobbing Couple Wife
Armando Alera
Sobbing Couple Husband
Jessica Rose
Amanda
Sofia Coppola
Sofia Coppola
Jim Jarmusch
Jim Jarmusch
Thomas Mars
Thomas Mars
Sam Duncan
Child Colin #1 / Jack
Violet Tinnirello
Child Colin #2 / Samantha
Liam McKenna
Child Colin #3 / Peter
Michael McDonald
Gustave Leroy
Krystle Chance
Vampire Club Goer 1
Daniel Malik
Vampire Club Goer 2
Aaron Maxwell Williams
Audience Vampire
Tanner Zipchen
Host Vampire
Yashia Allen
Teenager
Felipe Aukai
Leonardo Da Vinci
Sam Asante
Scott Joplin
Víctor Ayala
Che Guevara
Cassie Cao
Dim-Witted Looked Vampire
Carson Gale
Improv Leader
Chris Robinson
Vampire Rapper #1
Andrew Iles
Vampire Rapper #2
Kabriel Lilly
Bachelorette Girl
Jesse Adam Lowell
Vampire in Audience
Murli Nedungadi
Mahatma Ghandi
Simon Pond
Phineas Taylor Barnum
Yuri Shamsin
Tchaikovsky
Yui Ugai
Murasaki Shikibu
Dujean Williams
DJ
Jay Yoo
Contractor
Natalie Morgan
Child's Mother
Brendan Murray
Ernest Hemingway
Clint Butler
Sock Guy
Episodes
Reunited
The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.
The Lamp
Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.
The Grand Opening
The opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.
The Night Market
The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.
Private School
The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.
The Wedding
Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.
Pine Barrens
Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.
Go Flip Yourself
The mansion gets a makeover.
Freddie
Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.
Sunrise, Sunset
Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.
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