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What turned Sheila undead? Has Joel boarded the crazy train? Are Eric and Abby just friends? The questions -- like the bodies -- are stacking up.

Episodes

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No Family is Perfect

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 29 min

OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.

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Coyote in Yoga Pants

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 29 min

Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.

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Moral Gray Area

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 27 min

After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.

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The Queen of England

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 27 min

Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.

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Going Pre-med

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 28 min

A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.

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Pasión

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 30 min

Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.

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A Change of Heart

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 28 min

007, he ain’t. Eric’s plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.

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Easels and War Paint

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 30 min

Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.

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Suspicious Objects

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 29 min

Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.

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Halibut!

Aired on Mar 23, 2018 34 min

With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.

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