Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

This week we're tackling our very first John Carpenter film-- the second installment in the 'Apocalypse Trilogy' from 1987, "Prince of Darkness." Special topics for you to consider include: the types of things that might appear on Carpenter's rider, how quantum physics actually work and whether or not they were considered in the making of this film, 80's fashion and the unflattering look of so many slacks, how far a good mustache can take a man in his life, Satan and also Big Satan, and Y2K. 

Have you seen this movie? Where does it rank for you on the Carpenter favorites scale? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. This movie was suggested by a lovely listener, so if you have a movie you'd like to hear us discuss, let us know!

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we reveal just how shamefully little we know about the entire country of New Zealand when we discuss the 2014 film "Housebound." Topics of discussion include: ghost hunters in real life, budget toys, crossovers between the 1980s and juggalos, the disgusting concept of putting one's fingers into a stranger's mouth and some mashups of the "Rocky" theme.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You guys are the best, we love to hear from you. 

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This week we're discussing one of the classics of the "evil child" genre, the 1976 film "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: a defense of Tonya Harding, wanting to have a child but not necessarily to pay attention to the child, the most effective ways to inform someone that their child is the Antichrist, why Allen doesn't act and a potential new 'Flintstones' character.

We hope you liked this episode! If you did, please tell a friend and also let us know your thoughts on the episode, the movie, or whatever you want to talk about at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

You guys, this episode is for us. We hope you like it. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week.

You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie (usually!) comedy podcast. 

It's a special guestisode week, EMTs! This week we're joined by our friend Colleen to discuss her pick, the 2012 Indonesian thriller "Ritual (Modus Anomali)." Special topics for your careful consideration include: learning how to Dougie, puns and brain damage, what Indonesian people must think about Americans, awkward family interactions, the consistency of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," Muay Thai Day and the use of cornflakes in fights.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. If you like this episode, could you please tell a friend? And if you reaaaally liked it, consider rating and reviewing us on iTunes. Thank you sincerely, as always, for helping us grow.

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This week we're returning to our collective pool of rage to discuss the 2015 previously unheard-of Nicolas Cage film "Pay the Ghost." Why was is previously unheard of? Because it is bad. It is very bad. Special topics of conversation include: way too much discussion of the anatomy of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, mushing a bunch of movies together, all of the financial woes of one Nicolas Cage, what happens when a person who doesn't really like horror movies tries to make a horror movie, pretty German ladies and LORIIIIII!

We sort of feel like it's a dumb question to ask you if you've seen this one--of course you haven't, why would you? More importantly, why did we??-- but on the off chance you Netflix'd into it...what do you think of it? If not, what's your favorite Nic Cage role? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Well, now you can do it on a budget with the Arby's 5 for $5! There's no better deal in fast food. Seriously though, have you seen "The Witch" yet? If not, don't listen to this episode. Don't do it to yourself, because we super-spoil it. For those of you who have seen it, some special topics of consideration include: how humor is created (repeating a joke ad infinitum is probably the best way), starting a cult of Werewolf Ambulance, more beatboxing, people being confounded by both pop culture and the endless annoyances of having to see a movie in public with other humans, and SPOILERS, you guys, spoilers, we don't wanna hear about it, we warned you!

Did you see "The Witch"? What did you think? Let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also consider leaving us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us grow and also touches us deeply when we read them. Seriously.

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Man oh man, what a movie we have for you this week: we're discussing the completely bananas Lucio Fulci 1981 film "The Beyond." Special topics of conversation include: an awful lot of eye trauma, Nana's favorite ethnic joke, Joe the Plumber and his political aspirations, death by spider, the possibility of watching this movie on mute and terrible, terrible guide dogs. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Do you have the answers to any of the "why??" questions we posed in this episode? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

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This week we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2013 high school horror film "All Cheerleaders Die," which is currently available on Netflix streaming if you've not yet seen it, and you should really see it before you listen to this episode. Special topics for discussion include: the fact that high school is still the worst, whether or not people have actual abs, the impracticality of pleather, bizarre love triangles, wishing for a Pumpkinhead, hilariously falling into animal traps, freezerboxes and feeling very strange and conflicted about this movie.

Have you see this one? What do you think? Did you feel as weirdly up and down as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you liked this episode, tell a friend! Help us grow our Werewolf Ambulance universe!

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In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Allison to discuss her pick, the 2007 vampire film "30 Days of Night." Special topics to consider include: misconceptions about who is actually in this movie, the plot of the film "Pearl Harbor," Oreos and their myriad of flavors, the healing powers of alcohol, uncomfortably watching this movie on a plane, the concept of actually living in Alaska (apologies to our Alaskan listeners, you are tougher than we are by about a million) and THE UTILIDOR: what in the world is it??

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Have you seen this movie? What are your thoughts? Do you prefer a velvet-trousered vampire or an animalistic one? Please tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werebulance or on Twitter @werebulance. And hey, if you liked this episode or any of our episodes, tell a friend and help us grow. Thanks for everything, EMTs!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.