Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Guys, before we begin, I need you to know that this is all Allen's fault. This week we're discussing the 2026 film "Faces of Death." Film is a loose descriptor. Special topics for your consideration include: what the kids are on these days, lake life, Budd Dwyer, shitty documentaries, and student films. 

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

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if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the sequel to a movie that we absolutely adored-- it's the 2026 film "Ready or Not 2: Here I Come." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable cavalcade of beloved stars, shirtless men, the real Satanists, "Warriors"-esque factions, great names for cats, and fuckin golf carts.

Did you miss us discussing the first film in the series? It's Episode 371.

You  can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing a film chosen for its dubious honor of having an actual 0% on Rotten Tomatoes after release (don't worry, it's up to 9% now!): the 2026 movie "Psycho Killer." Special topics for your consideration include: the shoddiest of police work, using a vocoder in your day-to-day, hand tattoo placement, Pennsylvania lore, and the work of a private detective.

I dunno, maybe watch "Se7en" instead? It's Episode 251.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are going back to a comfortable and safe space for us, the 1980s slasher, to discuss the film "Hell Night." Special topics for your consideration include: Linda Blair's coke habit, the Van Patton boy, confusion over the number of corpses, confusion over a beheading, confusion about a general plot, and Rick James.

Want my advice? Go with Episode 192- "Night of the Demons" or Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" instead. Those at least have tits!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Hey EMTs, we took a vacation this week so we're leaving you with our most recent action movie episode, "Lady Bloodfight." It's the 5th film in the "Bloodsport" franchise and it is terrible, but it's a whole lot of fun to talk about. If you want more of our scintillating conversation about action movies, head on over to patreon.com/werewolfambulance. Outherwise we'll catch you next week!

It's a bait and switch, babies! Turns out it's harder to find our original movie choice than expected, so we called an audible (that's a sports joke) and subbed in the 2017 Japanese film "One Cut of the Dead" and truly what a happy mistake this turned out to be. Special topics for your consideration include: films within films within films, sick t-shirts, poking babies in the face, and truly doing it for the love of the game.

We talk a lot about our patron saint Don Dohler in this episode. You can hear us discuss his films in Episode 183- "The Alien Factor," Episode 490- "Night Beast," and Episode 524- "Galaxy Invader." Truly an American treasure.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode we are discussing a newer film-- the 2025 supernatural folk horror movie "Keeper." Special topics for your consideration include: witchy shit, the proper ways to eat cake, pulling a "She's All That," the Sutherland family, and for some reason...Barstool Sports.

Osgood Perkins is all right. You can hear us talk about his movies in Episode 161- I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House, Episode 513- Longlegs, and Episode 534- The Monkey.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down

In this week's episode, we are discussing a bit of a snoozefest: the 1971 Vincent Price film "The Abominable Dr. Phibes." Special topics for your consideration include: large adult sons, criminally underusing Vincent Price, being a real good showman, absolutely everything we know about plagues, and hiring an assistant.

Want to watch Vincent Price chew up the scenery a little bit? You could check out Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" or Episode 429- "Witchfinder General."

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! Do you think we liked "Lady Bloodfight?" WE DID. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing what is regularly bandied about as a slasher classic: the 1979 film "When a Stranger Calls." Special topics for your consideration include: being a cute little baby koala, distinctive art, not letting women do their goddamn jobs, and fantastic mustaches.

Want to hear us talk about another slasher classic? You could do worse than Episode 113- "Black Christmas."

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" and we're doing "Lady Bloodfight" which I could not be more thrilled about. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're back to one of our favorite wells of inanity-- the weird Italian shit of the 1970s and 80s. This time it's the 1980 Umberto Lenzi zombie/tits movie "Nightmare City." Special topics for your consideration include: a metaphor for incel culture, tits, being all one color, tits, the Bristol scale, tits, and tits. 

This was the first film we covered by this director but we did reference Lucio Fulci a few times, so give our episodes on his movies a listen: Episodes 72, 227, 281, and 388-- "The Beyond," "Zombi 2," "City of the Living Dead," and "House by the Cemetery," respectively. 

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" and we're doing "Lady Bloodfight" which I could not be more thrilled about. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.