Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode, we spend a lot of time espousing views on topics that are totally unrelated to the movie at hand: the 1986 film "Critters." Special topics for your consideration include: the morality of lying to your children about Santa Claus, small-monster movies that we love, Dee Wallace: the best 80s mom there is, the wide world of rom coms, name checking (and checking and checking) M. Emmett Walsh and the tricks of radio editing!

Want to hear our episodes on other movies with small monsters? Check out  Episode 38- "The Gate", Episode 114- "Gremlins" and just for fun, an episode with a big monster: Episode 5- "The Godmonster of Indian Flats." 

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? What's your favorite small-monster movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, it's the best season: the HALLOWEEN SEASON. Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're finally returning to the hunky hunky Chris Sarandon well with the 1977 thriller "The Sentinel." Special topics for your consideration include: mashups of every other horror film from the 70s, the appearance of every actor you've ever heard of, uncomfortable neighbor interactions, fashion, more horror movie tropes and the ramp-up to Halloween!

Did you miss our other appearances of Chris Sarandon and Jeff Goldblum? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night" and Episode 103- "The Fly" to hear more about them. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Who was your favorite random actor who appeared in it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Don't be fooled, EMTs-- this week we are NOT discussing the much-beloved, unparalleled original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," we're discussing the 2003 remake starring Jessica Biel and a bunch of other bozos. Special topics for your consideration include: the original movie obvs, food challenges such as egg-eating and cinnamon-ingesting, John Lithgow or John Larroquette: which is which?, completely losing track of one of the main characters in this film, stupid leaps of logic and real talk about low-rise jeans. 

Want to hear us talk about the TCM franchise? Check out Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2." Want to hear us do more complaining about television actors in movies? Listen to Episode 14- "Ghost Ship." 

Have you seen this remake? Did you see it just for this episode? Are you mad at us? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

"That kid next door is a meatball!" This week we're discussing the 1989 Joe Dante horror comedy "The Burbs." Special topics for your consideration include: a lesson in Pittsburghese, the purpose of Corey Feldman and the joys of Tom Hanks, toupees, Germans, teens, Geraldo Rivera and the ennui of suburban living.

Allen has a theory that this movie takes place in the same universe as "Fright Night" and "Monster Squad." You should check out our episodes on those movies, numbers 22 and 100 respectively and let us know if you agree.

Have you seen this one? What do you think? Also, related: what's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

It's real! Vagina dentataaaa!

This week we are taking a very serious look at the very serious problem of having teeth in your vagina with the 2007 black comedy horror film "Teeth." Special topics for your consideration include: the surprising things that do and do not make us squeamish, "Brads we have known, the theory of evolution, lessons on sacramental wine and the shock of horror movie teens actually doing what they are supposed to do.

Have you seen this one? If not, you probably should before you listen to this episode. If so, what did you think about it? Let us know on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. You can also email us at [email protected].

Like to hear us talk about weird sex stuff? Ew, of  course you do, you're a pervert. If so, there is only one episode you need to hear: Episode 51 - "Hellraiser." Get it and all our old episodes at werewolfambulance.libsyn.com, on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts. 

Hey, you know who else is back? Our Cryptocurium sponsorship! You know them, you love them: the makers of the Parce of Terror, the best monthly horror subscription box out there. For just $35/month, you can get amazing handmade horror art, artifacts, stories and more delivered to your door. Sign up now at cryptocurium.com! 

Werewolf Ambulance is a Horror Movie Comedy Podcast.

We're back, EMTs! Thanks for sticking with us through our baby hiatus. What better option to return with than the John Carpenter classic (if Allen says it's a classic, it's a classic, okay??) " In the Mouth of Madness" from 1994? Big thanks to Twitter user boomboompachyderm for suggesting this one. 

Special topics for your consideration include: the chasing and capture of the scare dragon, a certain 90s teen comedy film, Mase, Diddy vs. Biggie (if you aren't on our side with this one, you can stop listening. Just kidding, please don't), a ranking of the John Carpenter oeuvre and perceptions of Sam Neill. 

Check out our other John Carpenter episodes, Episode 79: "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 129: "The Fog"... And just for the hell of it, listen to Episode 52: "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" too.

Hey, you are glad we're back, tell your friends! And let us know what you think of this movie or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment " MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes review and rating!

Music used in this episode includes: Mase - "Welcome Back" 

"In the Mouth of Madness" theme

Thanks again guys, we love you and are so glad to be back here with you!

Just a quick little message letting you all know that we'll be back with a new episode on Monday 9/18/2017. Give a listen to find out what movie we'll be covering! Thanks as always for listening and being so supportive! 

In this week's Baby-Break episode are some clips from guest episodes we've done, specifically our friends Jason Mckittrick who brought us Alien, Justin Gray who brought us Predator and Amanda who brought us the cult classic The Pit! We highlight the depth and breadth of knowledge these folks bring and we also highlight just how ridiculous these conversations can get. We hope you've been enjoying these baby break episodes and we should have news shortly about our return! Please keep sending recommendations and all of your kind messages. They mean the world. And be sure to check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com where you can subscribe to The Parcel of Terror and join the Order of the Thinned Veil and check out Justin's work at burn.to.build.com. As always you are all the best. Rest in Peace Tobe Hopper. 

This week for our Baby Break episode we're diving back into 3 older episodes, The Conjuring, Paranormal Activity and Queen of the Damned. There's jokes a plenty, some wonderful singing and much nonsense to be had! Thanks so much for checking out these special episodes and we hope they tide you over until our, surely triumphant, return to regular episodes. Keep your suggestions coming in and keep on telling your friends about us. You are all the best! 

In this best of special episode we have a very special announcement plus highlights from classic Werewolf Ambulance episodes Pay the Ghost, Darkness Falls, Thirteen Ghosts and I Know Who Killed me. Thanks so much for listening and telling your friends about us. You are all the best!