Drunk in a Graveyard

It was once said that DrunkInAGraveyard.com has all the style and panache of a Dead Baby Joke, and that comment has stuck around so much that we figured it was only appropriate to check out the Christian Pro-Life propaganda film "Unplanned" based on "memoir" by Abby Johnson (spoiler: it's about as based on a true story as Texas Chainsaw and the Conjuring is, just FYI) and do a dead baby double feature by pairing it with a find from the annals of Netflix - Thai Pro-Life propaganda dressed up as a horror film "The Unborn Child" which actually is based on the true story of a discovery of 2002 fetuses at a Buddhist temple in Bangkok. From abortion clinic to news hole, the crew talks some bizarre news about having such a huge dick that people think you're stealing, clawing out your eyes high on meth, having a heart attack because you ate too much wasabi, getting blown sky in a porta potty and playing Rammstein all night long.

Also in light of the fact that we covered a heavier than usual topic on this week's episode and that both of these films are basically propaganda, we have donated some cash from our Patreon earnings this month to Planned Parenthood, as we support reproductive justice and freedom. Please donate to Planned Parenthood. We are not things. 

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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This week Scott and Robin roll up a bit late to the haunted house found footage party and check out 2016's Hell House LLC and then keep the ghost train rolling on to the Penticton stop of Ghost's current tour, The Ultimate Tour Named Death, talking about their love of the band that spans almost a decade (yikes!) and their arena show. After that it's time to put on you gum boots and wade into the news hole with stories of Google Earth solving missing persons cases, flaming semen, shaman's agains't Vladimir Putin, funeral lego and more.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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Clowns are the name of the game this week and Scott and Robin discuss big budget coulrophobia induction device IT Chapter 2 and then the no-budget indie horror romp Clownado. Once the clowning around is out of the way they climb into the news hole and talk drunk raccoons, going blind after eating only junk food, sexy Colonel Sanders, penis coffins and more.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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The episode we talk about Jim Jarmusch's new zombie comedy THE DEAD DON'T DIE starring Bill Murray, Adam Driver and Tilda Swinton facing down against the undead hordes. After that we climb deep, deep, deep in to the vastness of the news hole and pull out some stories on a woman who went full Texas Rattlesnake on her boyfriend, upcoming scif-fi horror THE BEACH HOUSE and more.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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It's a whole lot of Arrow Films love today as we discuss Williem Friedkin's cult film CRUISING starring stars Al Pacino and then check out the proto-slasher ALICE SWEET ALICE, both of which recently saw re-release through Arrow. After that it's a dive into the new hole as we discuss odd weapons to use in street fights, human meat in burgers, conventions for and about the buttocks, vampires and werwolves trying to get you when you're naked and a bunch more weirdness.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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Remember Invader Zim, loving tacos, and being "zany" in 2002? Drunk in a Graveyard remembers. The crew checks out the new Invader Zim instalment - Enter The Florpus, and talk about being goth in the early aughts, loving Jhonen Vasquez, and how Hot Topic is gonna make a mint on Zim merch again. Tom Segura's "Take It Down" Tour features on the second half of the episode with the crew catching the Vancouver date on August 17, 2019. There's some news about The Heavy Hitting Horror Fest in Whistler BC on Octiber 30, 2019 and how to submit your short film. There's bizarre news about lightning lighting farts on fire, spiking drinks with meth, babies dying, the Event Horizon series on Amazon, Nergal making shit up, and being a metal band in a van down by the WalMart.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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It's a double dose of comic book influenced movies this week as Scott and Robin talk about the ill-fated Hellboy movie released earlier this year as well as Brightburn which asks the question "what if Superman turned out to be an evil little bastard?" After that they climb into the news hole and talk about why Billie Elish won't watch horror movies anymore, IT Chapter 2, the upcoming season of The Terror, Vin Deisel flexing his science fiction loving biceps and more.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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It was a busy week here in the Graveyard, with Scott and Robin head out to 1960's Hollywood (along with everyone else) and check out Quentin Tarantino's latest "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood", discuss the inaugural episode of their radio show, check out a local tech death show and talk about their screening of Brightburn with the Kamloops Film Society.  After that they limb into the news hole and talk about getting trapped behind coolers, Jesus footing your fast food bill, Rammstein kissing in Russia, potential arson at Aleister Crowley's mansion and more.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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Scott and Robin charter a one way trip to a black hole this week and check out High Life which has Robert Pattinson doing his best at avoiding the space crazies while raising a daughter in space...amongst other things. Sands of Oblivion is also discussed, a SyFy channel original featuring not so ancient Egypt and a killer looking creature from 2007 so you know this one has aged like a fine wine. After than they climb into the news hole and discuss Marvel's Blade remake casting, serial toiler cloggers and more.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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Robin and Scott spend this episode talking about Midsommar and their thoughts about the highly anticipated film, the screenings of Ari Asters new folk horror they hosted in partnership with the Kamloops Film Society in the last few weeks and their love of folk horror in general. Taking things from the highest of high brow to the lowest of low, they then get down and dirty in the mud with Alexandre Aja's newest Crawl which is the best movie to feature a competitive swimmer vs an alligator that's ever existed. After that it's time to climb into the news hole with stories about masturbating simian ghosts, immortalizing true hero's through beer, more reasons to dislike Metallica, the censorship saga that the Soska Sisters have been embattled in with Twitter, heavy metal knitting and more.

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"Party Crowd 2" by Kolezan is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Bong Hit" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Breath in and out Cigarette" by OnionEye is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Metal Loop" by thunderstorm10 is licensed under CC BY 3.0
"Scream 1" by TheSubber13 is licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0
"Death Metal Track" is licensed under CC BY 3.0

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