Slaughterhouse Princess

If you ever saw a vampire movie and said to yourself, "This needs more free form jazz dance numbers." then do I have some exciting news for you.

Based on the real life person Sir Henry Morgan, this is a tale of pirates, romance, and a good old fashioned double cross. Wait, I think I might have watched the wrong movie , is it supposed to be black and white?

Based on the real life person Sir Henry Morgan, this is a tale of pirates, romance, and a good old fashioned double cross. Wait, I think I might have watched the wrong movie , is it supposed to be black and white?

We take a look at one of noted living person Dario Argento's most well know works, because we wanted to, NOT because of the remake. That is a non-clickbait related coincidence.

We take a look at one of noted living person Dario Argento's most well know works, because we wanted to, NOT because of the remake. That is a non-clickbait related coincidence.

This movie is what happens when you take one part Problem Child, add in some Rosemary's Baby, and garnish with just a dash of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young.

This movie is what happens when you take one part Problem Child, add in some Rosemary's Baby, and garnish with just a dash of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young.

In what is the clear winner of the Not Really A Horror Movie but We're Going to Watch it Anyway award comes the first part of the Thief in the Night series about the Rapture.

In what is the clear winner of the Not Really A Horror Movie but We're Going to Watch it Anyway award comes the first part of the Thief in the Night series about the Rapture.

On the recommendation of Troy, we took a look at Swamp Thing.  Did he make our hearts sing?  Did he make everything groovy?  Swamp Thing we think we love you, but we want to know for sure.